~Edinson Cavani~
- the dumb jock
- is a beast when he's angry
- gives off young Johnny Depp vibes
- daddy asf
- only dates short girls
- loves his dog
- brings it to class
- has the brain of a peanut
- needs a haircut asap
- looks good with a man bun
- burps in class
- sticks his chest out
- constantly tenses his muscles 💪🏼
- does armpit farts in class and laughs
- gives girls perverted smiles
- but has a cute smile
- gassed about his jawline
- always wears a hairband
- shows off his athletic ability
- plays Uruguayan music out loud in class
- shakes his wet hair like a dog in the classroom
- sits in peoples desks on purpose
- gets girls to tutor him only to end up smashing
- looks like handsome sculpture squidward
- works part time as a dog walker 🐕
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FOOTBALL FCKBOYS ✧ high school edition ✧
Randomyour favourite football players ranging from fck boys, daddies, jocks, nerds, class clowns, punks, bad boys, drug dealers, foreign exchange students you name it! we got you boo xo (just banter don't take it seriously) ~ all original work