~David Luiz~
- the school prankster
- voted the funniest in the school yearbook
- was nominated for the best hair too but lost to Giroud
- blunt af
- makes fun of people
- then kisses their heads
- noodle head
- tarzan
- has an obsession with clowns
- takes costume parties way too seriously
- dresses up as penny wise
- rumoured that his hair is full of secrets
- loses his pens in his hair
- uses his hair as a backpack instead
- cusses everyone
- has jokes with the teachers
- loves his hair too much
- starts food fights
- Eden Hazard's homeboy
- annoying eden is a hobby
- girls wanna be choked by those arms
- has an extremely strict haircare routine
- only uses expensive shampoo and conditioner
- would try to cheer you up by making you laugh if you were sad
- gives relationship advice even though he's single
- has a new crush every week
- pulls peoples chairs back so they fall
- shaves peoples beards in the boys toilets
- had feud with Marcelo over who ran the barber shop in the toilet
- decided to work together #brazillianbros 🇧🇷
- works part time as a Clown in children's parties 🤡
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FOOTBALL FCKBOYS ✧ high school edition ✧
Randomyour favourite football players ranging from fck boys, daddies, jocks, nerds, class clowns, punks, bad boys, drug dealers, foreign exchange students you name it! we got you boo xo (just banter don't take it seriously) ~ all original work