[matchmaker]
not(y/n): sup fuckers
honeysung: *gASP*
binnie: yo whatsup
isthataweed: lol aren't you kids supposed to be in class right now?
binnie: we're a year apart... you're also supposed to be in class right now...
not(y/n): yeah but im bored
not(y/n): school is boringgggggggg
honeysung: egghhhggghhhghg agreed
not(y/n): you don't get to agree with me mr. I-didnt-study-but-got-the-top-score
binnie: haha
isthataweed: oOF
not(y/n) has added minhoe to 'matchmaker'
minhoe: bitch what the fuck
not(y/n): are u the matchmaker
minhoe: what
honeysung: answer the question!
minhoe: oh my god jisung how did you get to y/n
minhoe: y/n i thought you were better than this
binnie: ayy minho whatsup its me
minhoe: who r u
isthataweed: lmaooo
minhoe: i'm kidding i know its u changbin
not(y/n): dude answer, are u the matchmaker?
minhoe: obviously no??? Do i look like a matchmaker???
honeysung: you could be lying, how do we know you're telling the truth?
minhoe: because i dont waste my time on pointless things like romance and relationships
isthataweed: same
binnie: chan you cant even fall asleep how do you expect to fall in love
not(y/n): lmaooooo
minhoe: it was nice meeting yall but gtg
minhoe: catch u hoes later
minhoe has logged off
not(y/n): dont get caught using your phones kiddos!!
not(y/n) has logged off
binnie: yeah im gonna go take a nap
binnie has logged off
honeysung: so i guess it's just the two of us huh
isthataweed has logged off
honeysung: ...
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matchmaking ; stray kids
Fanfictionstray kids chatfic stray kids x reader strong language used started dec '18 you are the mystical matchmaker the whole town knows nothing of except that you are good at what you do. your services are only available online. things get a little comp...
