the illuminati

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isthataweed has added you to 'the illuminati'

not(y/n): what happened to the previous gc lmao

isthataweed: it died so i made a new one with more people

minhoe: we were inactive for a dAY

honeysung: i thought you guys were mad at me

binnie: awh, we weren't mad we were just busy

not(y/n): yeah man dw

felixthecat: helloooo

honeysung: hii

felixthecat: i'm felix

not(y/n): ay yo what's up

isthataweed: felix is my Aussie buddy

hwanghandsome: ayy

woofjin: why am i here

woofjin: can i leave

isthataweed: noooo don't!!!

dandymin: then can i leave? i dont see how i'm related to this mess

hwanghandsome: aww come on let's stay awhile

dandymin: i'd rather not

innie: i think they're quite cool

binnie: ayYYY

innie: AYYY

minhoe: oh god now there's two of them

woofjin: chan u made this mess

isthataweed: it's fineeeeeee

honeysung: so why are we the illuminati

binnie: nothing is real, everything is a simulation, we are just sims in someone's virtual world

innie: oh no

felixthecat: lit

not(y/n): ew emos

hwanghandsome: WAKE ME UP

woofjin: wake me up inside

isthataweed: CANT WAKE UP

binnie: wake me up insideeeee

minhoe: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE

dandymin: FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOMEEEEEEE

not(y/n) has logged off

minhoe: dont worry guys she'll come back

not(y/n) has logged on

minhoe: see?

innie: OwO

minhoe: okay no

not(y/n): mwinhoeeeee

felixthecat: UwU

isthataweed: ^w^

minhoe: fuck u guys

minhoe has logged off

not(y/n): UWUNATION RIIIIIIISE

innie: yEAHHHHHHH

felixthecat: YESSSSSSSSS

dandymin: WHEN WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS GC IS FOR

woofjin: YEAH WHATS THIS

binnie: oh lol we're just trying to find the matchmaker

hwanghandsome: i thought she has a website?

honeysung: no like the matchmaker themselves, their true identity

isthataweed: pretty suspicious you referred to the matchmaker as she huh?

felixthecat: DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING WE DONT HWANGHANDSOME??

hwanghandsome: what nooo!!!! It just seems like the matchmaker is a girl to me

woofjin: aren't yall in school rn

isthataweed: wait are you not

woofjin: skksjsksksjsjs chan we're in the same class and i told u i'm sick

dandymin: get well soon!

felixthecat: rest well!!

innie: take care!!!!

binnie: you need anything? i can drop by after school

honeysung: gws!!!

hwanghandsome: remember to drink lots of water!!!!

woofjin: thanks yall

isthataweed: okay now i feel bad

not(y/n): lmaoo

minhoe has logged on

minhoe: are yall off that cringey shit

not(y/n): uwu

minhoe has logged off

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