isthataweed has added you to 'the illuminati'
not(y/n): what happened to the previous gc lmao
isthataweed: it died so i made a new one with more people
minhoe: we were inactive for a dAY
honeysung: i thought you guys were mad at me
binnie: awh, we weren't mad we were just busy
not(y/n): yeah man dw
felixthecat: helloooo
honeysung: hii
felixthecat: i'm felix
not(y/n): ay yo what's up
isthataweed: felix is my Aussie buddy
hwanghandsome: ayy
woofjin: why am i here
woofjin: can i leave
isthataweed: noooo don't!!!
dandymin: then can i leave? i dont see how i'm related to this mess
hwanghandsome: aww come on let's stay awhile
dandymin: i'd rather not
innie: i think they're quite cool
binnie: ayYYY
innie: AYYY
minhoe: oh god now there's two of them
woofjin: chan u made this mess
isthataweed: it's fineeeeeee
honeysung: so why are we the illuminati
binnie: nothing is real, everything is a simulation, we are just sims in someone's virtual world
innie: oh no
felixthecat: lit
not(y/n): ew emos
hwanghandsome: WAKE ME UP
woofjin: wake me up inside
isthataweed: CANT WAKE UP
binnie: wake me up insideeeee
minhoe: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE
dandymin: FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOMEEEEEEE
not(y/n) has logged off
minhoe: dont worry guys she'll come back
not(y/n) has logged on
minhoe: see?
innie: OwO
minhoe: okay no
not(y/n): mwinhoeeeee
felixthecat: UwU
isthataweed: ^w^
minhoe: fuck u guys
minhoe has logged off
not(y/n): UWUNATION RIIIIIIISE
innie: yEAHHHHHHH
felixthecat: YESSSSSSSSS
dandymin: WHEN WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS GC IS FOR
woofjin: YEAH WHATS THIS
binnie: oh lol we're just trying to find the matchmaker
hwanghandsome: i thought she has a website?
honeysung: no like the matchmaker themselves, their true identity
isthataweed: pretty suspicious you referred to the matchmaker as she huh?
felixthecat: DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING WE DONT HWANGHANDSOME??
hwanghandsome: what nooo!!!! It just seems like the matchmaker is a girl to me
woofjin: aren't yall in school rn
isthataweed: wait are you not
woofjin: skksjsksksjsjs chan we're in the same class and i told u i'm sick
dandymin: get well soon!
felixthecat: rest well!!
innie: take care!!!!
binnie: you need anything? i can drop by after school
honeysung: gws!!!
hwanghandsome: remember to drink lots of water!!!!
woofjin: thanks yall
isthataweed: okay now i feel bad
not(y/n): lmaoo
minhoe has logged on
minhoe: are yall off that cringey shit
not(y/n): uwu
minhoe has logged off
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