[the illuminati]
minhoe: its the worst day ever
minhoe: im going to move to mars goodbye
honeysung: lol what happened?
minhoe: idk but i have a feeling y/n was behind it
binnie: come on, you ditched her of course she's mad
woofjin: yeah minho, just go apologise
hwanghandsome: lmao y/n don't be mad for too long, i'm already planning a second outing
felixthecat: oooo
honeysung: oooo!!
isthataweed: ooo! Will there be free food?
woofjin: of course you just want free food
isthataweed: woojin. i'm a teenage boy. i have needs.
minhoe: okay but i seriously can't take this anymore
minhoe: people keep staring at me!!!!
minhoe: and it's not bc im really handsome today!!!!
binnie: are you even aware why people are staring?
minhoe: no???
hwanghandsome: they all think you're the matchmaker lol
minhoe: W H A T
isthataweed: yeah lol the rumours have been around since morning
minhoe: but i'm not!!!! And its rumours!!!!
binnie: our school's pretty gossipy
honeysung: yeah, the girls are really scary
dandymin: it'll take awhile before they die down
felixthecat: yea seungmin's right
dandymin: just be happy no one has approached you yet
woofjin: too late
isthataweed: we just saw him get ambushed by a group of girls lmao
hwanghandsome: lmao where are yall
isthataweed: ah nevermind, fun's over
woofjin: y/n came to his rescue
felixthecat: go y/n!
dandymin: leave them be lmao, they'll resolve it themselves
TIMESKIP TO 11PM
SAME DAY
[the illuminati]
not(y/n): and that's how i started rumour that minho was the matchmaker
hwanghandsome: wow
felixthecat: remind me again to never piss you off
dandymin: it was actually kinda fun
woofjin: yeah agreed
isthataweed: honestly the whole time i was like "omgomgomgomg"
minhoe: i hate all of you
innie: awww dont be like that :(
minhoe: okay i hate u the least
binnie: im sad i wasn't part of this revenge plan :(
innie: :(
not(y/n): lmao next time changbin
minhoe: oh hell no
minhoe: im not going through that again
dandymin: don't worry, I'm sure y/n will come up with a new and better plan
not(y/n): aw hell yea
felixthecat: me too! I wanna be part of it next time!
honeysung: count me in too please!!!
minhoe has logged off
not(y/n): lmao we'll see what happens next time
not(y/n): gn kiddos
***
so i decided that y/n started a rumour lol
the part where the boys find out about her being the matchmaker is coming soon!
i hope you're enjoying the chatfic so far :))
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matchmaking ; stray kids
Fanficstray kids chatfic stray kids x reader strong language used started dec '18 you are the mystical matchmaker the whole town knows nothing of except that you are good at what you do. your services are only available online. things get a little comp...
