[the illuminati]
hwanghandsome: hey do you guys want to go to an internet cafe after school
dandymin: i can't i have a student council meeting
felixthecat: yeah sure
innie: me too!!
honeysung: yess
binnie: need to relieve stress plz letsgoo
not(y/n): ME ME I WANT
minhoe: biTCH U PROMISED TO COVER FOR ME TODAY
not(y/n): oH SHIT
hwanghandsome: so y/n and minho aren't joining
isthataweed: nope i got stuff to do
woofjin: same, you kids have fun
not(y/n): jskajsksksks i wanted to goooooooooo
binnie: we can't always have what we want in this world
felixthecat: deep...
hwanghandsome: alright see yall later
TIMESKIP TO 9PM
SAME DAY
[the illuminati]
not(y/n): im cyrinhhgggg
honeysung: why?
not(y/n): idk how to do my homework and im so tiredddd
not(y/n): i wished i could've went with you guys :(
isthataweed: i didn't go either, there'll always be a next time kiddo
minhoe: yoooooo but it was lit
minhoe: i kicked felix's ass so many times!!!!
not(y/n): wait what
felixthecat: omg i still hate you
hwanghandsome: YOU'RE FORGETTING THE PART WHERE I BEAT YOU
minhoe: onCE
not(y/n): waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait BITCH YOU WENT WITHOUT TELLING ME AND STILL LEFT ME ALONE TODAY TO COVER FOR YOU??!?!?!?!?!?
not(y/n): IM GOING TO KILL YOU
not(y/n) has logged off
minhoe: awh shit
minhoe: this is why you shouldn't be best friends with your neighbour
binnie: tbh u deserve it
minhoe: gAsP
minhoe has logged off
binnie: lmao
honeysung: i have so much homework im gonna die
binnie: same :/
hwanghandsome: btw guys the matchmaker just updated their website
felixthecat: ooh
honeysung: yeahhh...
isthataweed: at exactly what time did minho log off?
felixthecat: ...
felixthecat: a feW MINUTES BEFORE THE UPDATE
honeysung: MINHO YOU BETTER FESS UP SOON!!! WE'RE ON TO YOU!!
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who do you think will be the first one to find the true identity of the matchmaker?
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matchmaking ; stray kids
Fanfictionstray kids chatfic stray kids x reader strong language used started dec '18 you are the mystical matchmaker the whole town knows nothing of except that you are good at what you do. your services are only available online. things get a little comp...
