matchmaking ; stray kids

getting closer

[the illuminati]

minhoe: have any of you guys seen y/n?

isthataweed: nope

minhoe: thats weird

innie: we're at the library!

minhoe: whatttt

minhoe: since when was she so hardworking?

not(y/n): since i was born and had to carry your fatass

binnie: lmaoo

isthataweed: oo

innie: you can join us if you want

minhoe: hard pass sorry

isthataweed: wait

isthataweed: it's only jeongin and y/n at the library?

not(y/n): no lol

dandymin: I'm here too

minhoe: damn... yall getting closer

minhoe: looks like i wasn't enough for you y/n.....

not(y/n): ohmygod stop being dramatic you know that your mum invited me for dinner tonight right?

minhoe: huh

minhoe: oh yea i forgot about that

hwanghandsome: lmao yall lowkey sound like a couple

not(y/n): oh my god no

minhoe: eww

hwanghandsome: yall definitely should try the matchmaker service

hwanghandsome: i have a feeling that im right about yall

not(y/n): not a chance lol

honeysung: but minho's the matchmaker

minhoe: IM NOT!!

binnie: yeah.... no

not(y/n): lmao i cant believe im saying this but are you sure?

minhoe: alright hoes

minhoe: why aren't yall suspecting y/n??

honeysung: because it doesn't seem like her???

minhoe: yeah but i went back to check our previous chat and it could've been y/n who posted!!

hwanghandsome: huh, i guess you're right

binnie: but it wouldn't make sense tho

isthataweed: y/n has zero dating experience how can she be the matchmaker?

not(y/n): hey! :(

minhoe: lmao thats tru bUT JUST BECAUSE I'VE DATED DOESNT MEAN IM THE MATCHMAKER

innie: idk but im swayed a little?

innie: i guess y/n could be the matchmaker

not(y/n): oh my god is this how you repay me for teaching you bio!!?!??!!

innie has logged off

not(y/n) has logged off

dandymin: they're play fighting rn so I'm gonna leave too

dandymin has logged off

minhoe: y/n don't you dare forget that I Am Your BEST FRIEND!!

binnie: someone's jealous

minhoe has logged off

isthataweed: anyways, i come bearing good news

isthataweed: we may be closer to finding out the identity of the matchmaker!

honeysung: how?!!?

isthataweed: i found a hacker!

TIMESKIP TO 8:34 PM
SAME DAY

[ private chat between
minhoe and not(y/n) ]

minho

lmao why are you texting me?
you're like
next to me

It's important you hoe

then why don't you go talk to
seungmin or jeongin?

come onnnn
you know you're my best friend
and i trust you more
than anyone in this world

........
okay but you have tell me
what it's about first
i dont wanna hear it if its about you having a crush on
someone in the group

it's about the matchmaker

...carry on

.... I know who she is
she's a friend and i honestly don't want Chan's hacker friend to illegally obtain her personal info
don't tell anyone in the group i know the matchmaker please

okay i won't
i'll try and convince chan not to do that
thanks for telling me

:)
this is why you're my best friend

***
do you think minho suspects y/n?
who do you ship y/n with?
i honestly don't wanna ship anyone with y/n but i wouldn't mind if someone wanted to see a specific ship in this story