Peter Parker Oneshots

I smell the Gay

A/n: so me and my friend where talking about a comic we saw based on a show we watch and we got to talking about a new episode and she goes "Do you know what I smell? I smell a gay, Marian." and then takes this big ass sniff and I couldn't breath I was almost on the floor. Enjoy~!

You had been in a weird mood all day. So when you and Peter walked in from school, to see Steve and Bucky talking to each other. Bucky was showing a smile you had never seen him show anyone else, accept maybe you, and even then this was in different lighting. He smiled at you like you were his kid. He smiled at Steve differently.

Then you hear Steve let out a small chuckle as Bucky waves his hands in a very over dramatic manner, trying to explain something.

"Peter," You whisper, getting his attention, "I smell something." He looks at you curiously.

"I'm pretty sure Captain is cooking-" He starts, but you cut him off.

"No, this is a very familiar smell. The same smell that leaks from... well... I promised I wouldn't talk about that." You whisper.

Peter sighs, "oh boy." He chuckles, before you smirk, and walk towards Bucky, you hug him, throwing your arms around his shoulders, lifting up your feet purposefully so you dangle.

"Hey Y/n, how was school?" He asks, but instead you take a small whiff of his neck, before popping your head up. "Uh... kid?" Bucky was so confused by what the hell you were doing.

"Hold on," You mumble, before waking over to Steve, hugging him, and sniffing him as well.

"Y/n, are you feeling alright?" Steve asks, putting the back of his hand to your forehead, then his lips to check for a fever.

"MY ASSUMPTION WAS CORRECT PETER! I SMELL A GAY!" You shout, leaping to Peter and jumping with excitement.

"Oh my god Y/n." Peter burst out in laughter, kneeling to the ground trying to hold himself up with one hand as he holds his stomach with the other. The two super soldiers blush, and glance at the two teens in confusion.

"You smell a what?" Bucky asks.

"I SMELL GAYNESS! ITS LEAKING FROM YOUR SOULS!! YOUR POOR GAY SOULS!" You shout.