Peter Parker Oneshots

Turn Embarrassment Into Laughs

A/n: I'm stealing this idea from someone else honestly but the reaction is different. Also Liz is really ooc and by that I mean she's a total bitch! Enjoy~!

The Homecoming Dance. The moment you, and maybe only you, dread. Every other guy here was an asshole and the one guy you had a crush on, had eyes for someone else. You still decided to go, with Michelle as friends. She told you something funny might happen, because there would be stupid alcohol induced teens.

You saw Peter and Ned, but their attention was else where. Mainly the "Belle of the Ball", Liz.

"Hey Pete!" You smile, walking up to him and Ned.

"Hi Y/n, you look lovely." He smiles slightly, looking down at your outfit.

"Thanks, you look nice too!" You smile, but he turns his attention away, and you start talking to Ned about the newest episode of some show.

Liz made her way towards Peter, and pulled him somewhere else to talk, it wasn't too far, but when you looked you notice the roof looked funny.

The music stopped, and Flash grabbed the mic and shouted.

"When I say penis you say Parker! Penis!" He shouts, they finish off with Parker, and you see the roof adjust, your eyes widen and you push Peter out of the way.

Thick white cream and dildos fall from the ceiling. You get covered in the cream, you look down at your f/c dress as people gasp and look over at you, they don't laugh.

You were the only girl on the football team, you were semi popular and very friendly. Your cheeks turned red, and you started laughing.

"Aw, what a cute joke, Liz." You say, she opens her mouth, but you shove a dildo in her mouth.

"AY YO FLASH!" You shout, and he looks at you in fear as a dildo also flies at his face. It smacks him dead in the four head and you laugh.

Some of the jocks had made it to you, and gasped, looking angry, Zack turned to Flash and almost punched him until he realized you were laughing. (Imagine Zack from 13RW)

"Y/n? Are you okay?" Peter asks. You nod, still giggling.

"Did you set this up?!" Cody asks, picking Peter up by his shirt. (See what I did there?)

"Wh-what?! N-no I wouldn't-!" Peter stutters, but gets cut off by you stepping in.

"Back off guys, it was Flash and Liz, I just took a bullet for Peter. And honestly this was a funny ass prank." You smile.

Everyone gawks at how you're taking this, knowing they'd be humiliated for the rest of their life.

"And as fun as this has been, getting covered in, whipped cream? Oh. Getting covered in whipped cream and all, but it's very sticky and in all honesty I didn't wanna go to this thing in the first place." You say, walking out of the room with a small smile on your face.

Once the door closes, Peter is snapped out of his daze and goes after you. He finds you hugging yourself, waiting for your sibling to come pick you up. You knew you'd be here for a while. Considering you left the dance early.

"Y/n!" Peter says, slightly jogging towards you. You turn around and smile at him.

"Hey Pete. What're you up to?" You ask.

"Coming to check on you. Are you not embarrassed?" He asks.

"Well, not really, you can either sulk in embarrassment or enjoy it with laughter. And turning bright red in front of everyone in the school and then making fun of me wouldn't be very fun if I didn't get to have fun." You say softly, giving him a goofy smile. He looks at you as a breeze passes as you squeeze yourself tighter and your teeth chatter.

"Here," he says removing him jacket and handing it over. You hesitate, but grab it anyway.

"Thanks. You're a nice guy Peter." You sigh happily.

"N-No problem- oh, I think your ride is he-mmph!" He says, pointing to the car behind you, before you grab his collar, and pull him to your lips, surprising him.

He kisses back a few seconds later, until your sibling honks their horn. You pull away, and smile up at him.

"See you Monday Parker." You say, walking to your sibling's car.

After the door is closed, your face explodes in red and you touch your lips with a wide smile.

"You okay? You're dress is destroyed!" Your sibling says worriedly. You giggle and nod.

"Never been better."