Jared Kleinman Headcanons (Kleinsen-ish)

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-Likes to make tea for Evan
-It isn't as good as Evans
-It's actually really awful but Evan still pretends to like it because Jared really tries
-Plays really sophisticated songs on Piano with a memey finish
-Only drinks water and energy drinks, mostly energy drinks though
-He occasionally drinks tea with Evan though
-Because it's just so adorable seeing him making him tea and getting even more happy when Jared likes his tea
-He doesn't put any sugar or honey in it though
-He instead chugs the entire honey bottle
-Before Evan smacks him because that's absolutely disgusting
-Jared actually thinks it's gross after a while but Evan looks adorable when he scrunches his nose
-He has this huge walk in closet
-There's a huge pride flag in his closet
-Along with Evans flower crowns that he makes him
-There's no clothes in it though
-Jared constantly makes jokes about being in the closet
-Evans totally oblivious

-He's practically made his closet into his hide out
-The internet motor is in there so he often sleeps in there
-He has a small bean bag bed
-Jared is really into photography
-But not anything scenic
-It's really weird things like two flies getting it on
-It ends up really good though
-He also likes to take pictures of Evan
-But usually when he's not expecting it
-They're really adorable but Evan doesn't like them that much
-Disgusted by any type of alcohol but he still enjoys getting buzzed
-Terrified of needles
-Never has gotten tattoos or piercings just because of that
-Says he will but never does
-For a while when Evan had panic attacks Jared had no clue what to do and just asked if he needed a paper bag
-It probably sounded sarcastic but he really was trying to help
-Then after a while he realized it was no help and he spent all night researching how to help with panic attacks
-Now whenever Evan has a panic attack he either gets to Jared or someone will always go get Jared because he can almost immediately calm Evan down
-Jared is still really awkward with it but it's calming
-He loves Marvel movies but Evan can't watch them because he freaks out over violence
-So they just watch Guardians of the Galaxy a bunch
-Usually cuddling but besides Heidi and themselves no one knows that

-He's worked on insulting less and coming up with new nicknames besides Acorn
-He knew it upset Evan and really got to him especially after the Connor Project
-He used friendly ones, like dork, Ev, Evie, etc.
-Evan definitely appreciates it
-Jared kisses Evans hand a lot
-He tried going on dates but every time his mind drifted to Evan
-So now he's just accepted he's desperately in love with Evan
-He flirts a lot but Evan just thinks he's being friendly most the time
-It doesn't stop Evan from blushing though
-He loves beanies but he doesn't really think he can pull them off rlly well so whenever he gets them as gifts he'll probably just give them to Evan.

I'm gonna stop there before I go like overboard,,there's probably gonna be a part 2 to this. Oops.

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