𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑.

« bonus chapter (**dick) »

MARKHYUCK SHIPPERS 😤🙌
« hyuck, junie, nana, dolphin »

NANA.
if you're not going to
marry mark, i swear
to mother theresa and
all of the higher beings

DOLPHIN.
^^^^^

HYUCK.
we didn't even do
anything lmao

NANA.
wYM 'WE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING'? I HAVE
PICTURES BISH

JUNIE.
na jaemin.

NANA.
**BOI

NANA.
I'M GOING TO EXPOSE
YOU LEE DONGHYUCK

HYUCK.
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S
ANYTHING TO EXPOSE

NANA.
I HAVE MORE THAN
YOU THINK HYUCK,
DONUT TEST ME

HYUCK.
SMH

NANA.
SMD

DOLPHIN.
SUCK MY DUCK?

JUNIE.
CHENLE NO.

DOLPHIN.
owO

HYUCK.
PG-13 JAEMIN

NANA.
GTFO OF HERE AND
TEXT YOUR BoYfReN

HYUCK.
RIGHT AFTER YOU
SUCK JENO'S DUCK

HYUCK.
**DUCK

HYUCK.
**FUCK

HYUCK.
**FICK

HYUCK.
**DIVK

NANA.
even your phone is too
pussy to text out dock

NANA.
**duck

NANA.
oH MY GOD

DOLPHIN.
dick?

JUNIE.
i have both of your coffins
ready. meet me at the
graveyard.

NANA.
IM SORRYSODNAOD

HYUCK.
JUNIE IM SORRY ILY

HYUCK.
PLEASE DONT HURT ME

NANA.
**US

HYUCK.
ION CARE ABOUT YOU
WYM 'US'. GO GETCHO
BOYFREN TO SAVE YOU

NANA.
STFU

HYUCK.
NO, YOU

NANA.
NO, YOU.

NANA.
OH MY GOD HYUCK
RENJUN'S AT MY
FUCKING DOOR ILY
BRO

HYUCK.
OH SHIT JAEMIN I'M
SORRY I COULDN'T
SAVE YOU

NANA.
BDOSJXKSCBKWD MY
MOM LET HIM IN
SOMEONE HELPSBDODN

HYUCK.
IM PISSING MY PANTS

JUNIE.
you're next donghyuck.

HYUCK.
IHDIDJDOCHIDDJDOKF
WJIDHWODNWIDSJDIO
JSDOWNDOSJFODNFOD
JSODNSODJDIFNFCJISU
OIDIENDOSBDIWJDODJ
HFUSNWODJDHXKCJDK

DOLPHIN.
?

• • •

INCOMING CALL FROM HYUCK.

[ ACCEPT ]

DECLINE

• • •

[ regular font – mark

bold font – donghyuck

bold, italicized font – renjun ]

• • •

"hello—"

"AGHHHHHHH JUNIE
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T
MEAN IT."

"too late."

"hyuck...?"

"MARK PLEASE HELP
ME."

"nothing's even happening."

"..."

"MARK PLEASE DON'T
HANG UP."

"i won't."

"yah mark, stay out of
this."

"what happened?"

"chenle said the d word
because of jaemin and
donghyuck."

"...okay, you can punch him."

"yAH, AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE MY
BOYFRIEND."

"just once. because i don't
want you to him hurt him
too bad."

"..."

"...yOU GUYS ARE SO
CUTE. JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY AND MAKE
ME THE GOD MOM."

"..."

"markhyuck.exe has
stopped working."