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TonyStank: Kid! Did you hack the group chat?!

BurgerKingFootLettuce: maybe

AmericaEXPLAIN: ned helped

TonyStank: Shuri, no...

BurgerKingFootLettuce: ...ye... mj too. srry

TonyStank: What have I done.

Paprika: Young Peter, I see have been added to a 'group chat'?

BurgerKingFootLettuce: sure have vis ;P

TonyStank: God help me.

CATIMAKITTYCAT: Shuri, what did you do?

AmericaEXPLAIN: hello brother!

Paprika: May I ask who else is in this?

TonyStank: Hopefully no one else, Vis.

Y'allNeedJesus: Uhhhhh

TonyStank: [This message has been censored by the admin]

BurgerKingFootLettuce: lAnGuAgE

AmericaEXPLAIN: lmfao I didn't know you could be an admin in a group chat parker

BurgerKingFootLettuce: stark phones are pretty awesome

BurgerKingFootLettuce: before AND after you hack them

TonyStank: You're grounded.

BurgerKingFootLettuce: oh no, for till college???

TonyStank: ...

Y'allNeedJesus: I'm not great at texting, yet, but I'm fairly certain I don't want to be a part of this.

Mr.GoodAndRighteous: You don't.

Y'allNeedJesus: Steve?

Mr.GoodAndRighteous: Yes. Apparently, this is one of the nicknames I've gotten from the internet.

CATIMAKITTYCAT: Shuri, we have an important ceremony with the council today. You shouldn't be messing around on a group chat. Go get prepared.

AmericaEXPLAIN: but brotheeeeeeer!

BurgerKingFootLettuce: aw can she plz stay mr panther? :((

CATIMAKITTYCAT: I'm sorry, Peter, but no.

AmericaEXPLAIN: ugh guess I gotta skedaddle now. RIP in the chat my dudes

BurgerKingFootLettuce: F

TonyStank: What just happened.

Paprika: According to the internet, pressing the key 'F' is a common way for teenagers to express empathy, or pay respects to other individuals online.

TonyStank: Well that makes no sense, but thanks anyway, I guess, Wikipedia.

CATIMAKITTYCAT: I'm sorry for any interruptions, my friends.

[CATIMAKITTYCAT and AmericaEXPLAIN have left the chat]

BurgerKingFootLettuce: well I guess i'll just die then

Mr.GoodAndRighteous: There's bleach under the sink.

Y'allNeedJesus: There's a rope in the closet if you want options.

Paprika: Have some style, will you? Jump out the window.

[AmericaEXPLAIN has reentered the chat]

AmericaEXPLAIN: do a backflip

[AmericaEXPLAIN has left the chat]

TonyStank: I'm legitimately concerned...?

BurgerKingFootLettuce: well I only have one request before death

Paprika: Yes?

BurgerKingFootLettuce: a sprite cranberry

Paprika: Done.

DEADPOOOOOOOL: IT'S THE THIRST THIRSTIEST TIME OF THE YEEEAAAAAR

[Admin has kicked DEADPOOOOOOOL from the chat]

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//A mixture of things from Tumblr, Cap nicknames, and suggestions from my best friend. I'M STILL LITERAL TRAAAAAAASH

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