Avengers Group Chats

Tessa

Underoos: OKAY EVERYONE. LISTEN UP.

CawCaw: sure kid turning off my hearing aids

Underoos: ok first: mean

Underoos: second: this is actually important

Underoos: so i found this dog

TonyStank: No.

Underoos: but

TonyStank: No.

Underoos: r u or ms potts allergic??

TonyStank: Uhm... Pepper is, yes.

OneHotPepper: I'm not, actually. The only thing I'm allergic to on this earth is strawberries, Peter.

OneHotPepper: And Tony knows this. He found out the hard way. So I don't think he should find out the hard way what lying about his fiancé entails if he would like to keep that beard of his in pristine condition.

Underoos: omg i would d i e for you ms potts

TonyStank: No.

Underoos: ....

Underoos: well i mean it's gonna happen someday anyway mr stark so i should make it count right

TonyStank: No.

OneHotPepper: I think Tony is trying to say he loves you, but he's an idiot, and doesn't know how to say to you that we can't keep the dog, despite the fact that he loves you so much, sweetheart.

Underoos: ;(( but she's just a smol bean and i named her tessa

CawCaw: can u all plz go tf to sleep it's seven in the morning

TonyStank: That's not that early, Birdbrain.

OneHotPepper: That's a beautiful name, Peter. I'm just not sure it would be a good idea to take Tessa home without knowing where she came from.

Underoos: Found her on london street and she was abandoned but i don't know y cuz she's a literal princess. See cuz i may have gone to the pound and asked about her cuz they were gonna put the poor baby down because no one was adopting her since she's a pit bull but she's really the sweetest thing and i mean she was already left alone cuz of her type and escaped from the pound so yeah idk i just love her plz

CawCaw: not that i care, but how do you say no to that stark omg

TonyStank: Pep... it's a dog

OneHotPepper: Honestly, Tony, he makes a convincing argument. Maybe we can consider it.

Underoos: :DD

TonyStank: Don't get your hopes up, kid.

TonyStank: Pepper, we can barely keep up with taking care of ourselves. A dog...?

OneHotPepper: Speak for yourself, Tony.

CawCaw: Dayum

StarSpangledManWithAPlan: What's going on, everyone?

CawCaw: wtf y r u up so early too

StarSpangledManWithAPlan: Was just going for a run. No one else in the tower is awake except you, guys.

CawCaw: I'm not in the tower so

CawCaw: Ugh I'm shutting my phone off now you woke laura up

CawCaw: tell me if the dog stays

StarSpangledManWithAPlan: What dog?

TonyStank: Spider-baby over here wants to keep a stray pit bull he found.

Underoos: her name is tessa and she's a princess

StarSpangledManWithAPlan: If Peter took care of her, wouldn't it be fine?

OneHotPepper: I think it would be lovely. I had a dog at his age. They can be great emotional support.

TonyStank: Pete is gonna forget and leave me cleaning up dog shit. So no.

Underoos: i PROMISE mr stark I'll take such good care of her! You don't have to do anything!

StarSpangledManWithAPlan: At least give the kid a chance.

TonyStank: I'll consider it. But you have to realize, kid, it's a lot of responsibility.

CawCaw: omg ur such a dad

OneHotPepper: Clint, I thought you shut your phone off.

CawCaw: I did. But turns out I have some freaky sense just like the kid. I could feel the drama all the way from the farm

TonyStank: wtf

Underoos: mr stark with great power comes great responsibility! I can do this

Underoos: plz?

OneHotPepper: You know what, Tessa can be all of ours. It'd be nice, Tony.

TonyStank: I hate you all.

OneHotPepper: No, you don't.

Underoos: no u don't mr stark

CawCaw: u might hate me idk

TonyStank: Dammit. Fine.

TonyStank: But if I find one dog hair on my favorite suit, you're going down, Parker.

Underoos: THANK U MR STARK OMG YAS THANK YOU SO MUCH IEBFLSBDNS TESSA MU PRINCESS I LOVE HER THANK YOU

StarSpangledManWithAPlan: This actually sounds wonderful. Introduce me to the princess when I get back from my run, son.

Underoos: sure mr america captain rogers sir!!

TonyStank: I need five gallons of coffee right now, FRIDAY.

CawCaw: yea. and also beer. send it over, FRI