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mr starks intern @peterhatesmysterio

for my first post allow me to introduce the fam:

@tonyfuckingstark
@imnothappyokay
@buckyyyyyyyyyy
@soyougotfrozeninice
@badassredhead
@pepperpottsceostarkindustries
@samiam
@ohshititsabird
@wandatothemax
@coloneljamesrhodes
@imanactualbanner
@mjlikesdestruction
@iwaslookingatporn
@iprotectthepeopleoflesbians
@iamlokiofasgard
@carolhasacatt
@furyjustfury
@mayparker
@strangesorcerer
@friendlyneighborhoodmeme

thank you

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>you know who i am @tonyfuckingstark

Way to expose yourself, kid.

>>mr starks intern @peterhatesmysterio

lol thx mr stark ik

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helpivefallenandcantgetup @lifealertboi
@tonyfuckingstark
@peterhatesmysterio

what is this new tea youve spilled who is peter and since when did you hire interns what

>hakunamatata @whatawonderfulphrase

ikr! he barely ever tweets and this random account shows up and ahhhh

>>ice ice @baby

we need to have a serious conversation @tonyfuckingstark!

>>>pepper potts @pepperpottsceostarkindustries

@baby I'll handle that. He's got enough coming for him.

>>>>you know who i am @tonyfuckingstark
fuck shit fuck goddamnit shit fuck

>>>>>ice ice @baby
HOLY SHIT

>>>>>>hakunamatata @whatawonderfulphrase
TONY STARK IS DEAD, I REPEAT, TONY STARK IS DEAD, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PEPPER POTTS  COMMITTED THE VIOLENT MURDER JUST MINUTES AGO, WHATEVER WILL HAPPEN NEXT, ONLY FATE CAN DECIDE.

>>>>>>>mr starks intern @peterhatesmysterio

@pepperpottsceostarkindustries please dont kill mr stark miss potts its not his fault!!!!!!!! I started the account on my own!!!!!

>>>>>>>>webhead @friendlyneighborhoodmeme

i agree with @peterhatesmysterio!!

>>>>>>>>>ice ice @baby

SPIDER-MAN IS REPLYING NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING

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you know who i am @tomyfuckingstark

Goddamnit kid I'm going to kill you. @peterhatesmysterio.
Pepper almost bit my head off
Apparently you're too young for Twitter

but its okay everyone. im alive.

>mr starks intern @peterhatesmysterio

no one:

mr stark:

>>you know who i am @tonyfuckingstark

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>>you know who i am @tonyfuckingstark

wtf

>>>honey aesthetic @emilyg

tony stark's mysterious intern kid making meme references and then stark being confused af is what i live for now

>>>>natasha stan @blackwiddowupdates

hes like a dad

>>>>>flash thompson @flashmob

i dont like this who even is this intern guy

>>>>>>shrek @allstar

@flashmob who the fuck cares when hes posting memes i stan

>>>>>>>red eagle 2 @wandatothemax

every, single, day,,,, @peterhatesmysterio dont stop until tony gets us gucci hydroflasks

>>>>>>>>you know who i am @tonyfuckingstark

why do you want gucci hydroflasks???????????
not that I really want to hear your answer
use the credit card damnit im done with this shit and it's only been an hour
@pepperpottsceostarkindustries help

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