Avengers Group Chats

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Peterman: shuri im finna beat your dramatic ass its not even that bad

yesshuri: 😳𝙎𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮👁𝙞 👄𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩👁𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠🤬𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣[wronged]

Peterman: we are NOT doing no copypasta

Tonsils: Why is my name tonsils

yesshuri: shut up tony

HarleyDavidson: shut up tony

Peterman: shut up tony

MJhatesyou: shut up tony

LedNeeds: please mr iron man sir im sorry ignore them

Tonsils: Ted gets my inheritance. He's my favorite.

Peterman: ned you're such a suck up 😐

LedNeeds: and proud.

LedNeeds: thank you so much mr stark sir iron man!!!!

yesshuri: idc im killing everyone peter loves

Peterman: the universe did that already stfu cat girl

MJhatesyou: but actually what happened here

yesshuri: he. sent me a link. to boku no pico. fanart.

MJhatesyou: oh. 😃

Peterman: yeah but I didn't rickroll u or give u the idiot virus

yesshuri: ur contagious?? 🤨 ok shawty

Peterman: yk i meant computer virus i'm telling may u were mean >:(

yesshuri: I'm in the most heavily fortified country in the world no one can touch me

yesshuri: parker im sending u a john walker plushie for revenge

Peterman: i will burn down the mailbox <3

tonsils: steve would know how to deal with this.

MJhatesyou: he on the mf moon dude

tonsils: The moon??????????

LedNeeds: oh no... he hasn't heard...

yesshuri: be quiet im trying to argue

yesshuri: wait you haven't heard

Peterman: oh my god you didn't know??!

tonsils: know WHAT?

LedNeeds: i hate to break it to you man, but cap is living on the moon now. falcon told peter on facetime like three months ago 😔 tragic

Peterman: i bet he uses the flag up there as a blanket 😔

MJhatesyou: bucky was supposed to break the news but he can't figure out phones

tonsils: what the fuck are you even saying. i hate kids.

HarleyDavidson: this is the funniest shit i've seen since morgan trying lemons for the first time

Peterman: that was a traumatic experience and ur not allowed to comment on our serious matters after leaving us on read 🙄🙄

HarleyDavidson: well excuseeee me princess

HarleyDavidson: wait why didn't I save that for shuri. fuck

tonsils: i am going to. strangle you all. with morgan's silly string.

MJhatesyou: do it you wont

Peterman: mj plz don't test him do u know how many lawyers he has

MJhatesyou: nah twitter would get me justice

tonsils left the chat

Peterman added tonsils to the chat

admin 'pirate bitch' has suspended chat

pirate bitch: I expect a 3,000 word apology from each of you. My office. Tomorrow.