Avengers Group Chats

??

Found this in my drafts and since I haven't updated anything on Wattpad in 2+ years it's getting posted 🧍🏻‍♀️

—

PeterMan: fUCK

HarleyDavidson: ???

FeMan: ????

ShurJan: tell them what you did parker

PeterMan: my life has hit rock bottom my crops have died my pores are not clear it's a terrible day

HarleyDavidson: what

ShurJan: give it up dumbass

PeterMan: can i not just die in peace dnfndn

FeMan: What did he do?

HarleyDavidson: did he try to brush barnes hair again

FeMan: I swear to god, Parker, we have been in Wakanda for ONE DAY.

PeterMan: mr stark! it was an accident okay!!

ShurJan: he WALKED IN ON A CLAN MEETING AND SHOUTED THE FLOOR IS LAVA IN HIS EMBARRASSMENT

ShurJan: AND THEN HE FUCKING JUMPED ONTO THE CEILING AND CRAWLED AWAY THROUGH THE VENTS

ShurJan: iconic but my mother is going to KILL ME

HarleyDavidson: 👁👄👁

FeMan: I. Let this kid. Join the Avengers.

PeterMan: im doing my best here :(

PeterMan: im an orphan my parents never got to teach me social skills :(

PeterMan: i am pure internet and ice cream :(

PeterMan: you know that one dog from naruto? my spidey sense is like that and it said to skedaddle :(

PeterMan: so in conclusion it was the worst moment of my life please don't let king cat kill me :(

HarleyDavidson: "get a brother" they said. "it'll be fun" they said

ShurJan: literally how can your spider powers convince you to yell "the floor is lava" in any awkward social situation

PeterMan: its an honest reaction

PeterMan: when mr stark was dying he threw a party and peed in his suit so i think im doing just fine

FeMan: WHO TOLD YOU THAT

PeterMan: it was all over youtube when i was like eight lmao

PeterMan: and miss pepper told me about the rest of it

ShurJan: oh i remember that

HarleyDavidson: same, my elementary school had to ban it from the district servers

FeMan: Hindsight is a bitch.