unknown number • min yoongi

ix

me:
hey

my bad!! i was asleep

what's going on?

sent 12:32 p.m.

read 2:24 p.m.

yoongi:
oh hey

i just had a weird ass dream

me:
oh

wanna talk about it?

spice up chat

yoongi:
naw im str8

me:
are you sure?

you dont have to be shy or whatever like fr i wont judge

yoongi:
naw i'm good

me:
bro are you sureee?

yoongi:
yea i'm ight

me:
ok lol

yoongi:
it was just hella weird

me:
mhm go on🥴🙄

yoongi:
stfu

yo fr listen tho

i was putting one of my chains on and then it started talking in a squeaky ass voice and introduced itself as you

me:
wtf😓

i thought you had a nightmare

weirdo

yoongi:
i was even contemplating throwing it out so like it was kind of a nightmare

me:
oh no

you wanted to throw your chain out

how spooky.

yoongi:
ok whatever

but i went to sleep after that and those five extra hours of sleep were delicious

me:
i'm telling you quit being a choreographer and work at the café i work at and you'll thank me

extra sleeeeep;)

yoongi:
i'm good sweetie

i like my money

me:
mmhmmmmm

offer is always up tho

actually what if you're a weirdo irl

nvm don't work at my café

yoongi:
naw i think you'd be the weirdo irl

i mean

you ARE a weirdo irl

me:
naw i'm hella normal gtfo