me:
omg!!
bro i have made the best discovery in the entire world!!!
sent 3:19 a.m.
seen 3:32 a.m.
yoongi:
i thought you said you'd leave me alone tonight
sent 3:33 a.m.
seen 3:37 a.m.
me:
when'd i ever say that?
yoongi:
idk like earlier
me:
oh....
look over there issa flying sausage
yoongi:
wannabe funny
me:
exactly!
the joke was so bad that it's actually good
it's my brilliant strategy
yoongi:
you're
a genius idiot
but it ain't even that bad to be funny
it was just so unneeded
me:
that doesn't matter right now
what matters is that i found the best thing in the world
yoongi:
i hardly doubt that it's that good
whatever it is
me:
no
yoongi
listen
yoongi:
👂✔️
me:
ha. you're so unique sending those emojis.
.
yoongi:
😤😤😤 gtfo at least i put in effort
me:
...
whatever just listen to what i'm saying, i need your whole attention for this
yoongi:
i'm sleepy
me:
YOONGI!
yoongi:
sry
me:
okay, as i was sayin
i have found the best tv show in the world
boom.
yoongi:
...
arE you fUcking kiDding me...
me:
absolutely not
IT'S SO GOOD
yoongi:
i'm going to sleep.
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unknown number • min yoongi
Fanfictionthe story of how i fell in love started with a wrong number. by the way the book might have offensive content and some disrespectful language for you lil pussys out there that can't take a fucking joke bc everyone is sensitive and always getting but...
