me:
good morning yoongi!
sent 10:43 a.m.
read 11:12 a.m.
yoongi:
hey abby!
me:
wassup
yoongi:
just woke up
hbu
me:
work😭😭
how were yo lamb skewers last night
yoongi:
heavenly😚
jungkook sent his blessing
and said god bless you btw
me:
i got jungkook's blessings
yay~
yoongi:
jungkook is cursed
evil maknae
me:
i am tired
yoongi:
but you had like more than 9 full hours of sleep
that ain't enough
but you should have at least some stamina
me:
yea.... about that ....
well uh you see yoongi
i didn't exactly fall asleep last night at the time you think i fell asleep at
yoongi:
..
wdym -.-
me:
i kinda stayed up for a fat minute
aka 4 hours
oops?
yoongi:
😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪
what the fuck did you even do for 4 hours?💀
me:
well you see at first i was trying to sleep
after 5 minutes of trying to sleep, i gave up cause like i work up hella late in the day yesterday so there was no way in hell i was going to fall asleep
woke*
yoongi:
okay then how did you keep yourself occupied before actually sleeping?
me:
youtube🤓
yoongi:
what'd ya watch on youtube?
me:
there's this grandpa who makes food
yoongi:
gordon ramsey?
me:
no😂
no like this grandpa he ain't a professional chef
i think
he's like indian or something
gordon ramsey is a grandfather??
yoongi:
idk
but he sure looks like one
me:
😭😭😂😂
no chill
yoongi:
why'd you watch indian grandpa chef instead of gordon ramsey?
me:
well this grandpa dude cooks like HELLLLLLLAAA FOOD
like enough to feed an entire village, i swear
and he like feeds orphans and like poor people
like the dude is on the brink of extinction and here he is making food outdoors like a caveman for hella
people
plus he makes everything in pots & pans
yoongi:
no shit
what else do you expect to cook food in😂
me:
do you think i'm stupid or something???
yoongi:
yes
me:
NO FUCKING CHILL WHATSOEVER😭💀
ANYWAYS
he makes like cake over a fire
like he cooks everything over a fire, outdoors, with pots and pans
even like milkshakes
and like fruit salad
and like rice
and popcorn
idk it's weird but so fun to watch
kinda hypnotizing
yoongi:
you sound like a cult member
me:
😭😂😪
that's all you took from this conversation???😭
yoongi:
wait am i supposed to be learning something😂😂
me:
YES!!
you're supposed to be learning about one of the best youtube channel in the world
yoongi:
my bad
how about i make it up to you
i'll check his channel out..
me:
really!?!
👀‼️
yoongi:
yea!!
in like 20 years
me:
you fucking troll
he's finna be dead in 20 years😡
yoongi:
oh shoot
you gotta point
me:
hey can i text you later?
yoongi:
well death is death👀
oh
uh okay
me:
it's getting busy at the café again
sry!
cya l8r
yoongi:
aw ;(
cya & good luck
seen 11:34 a.m.
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