unknown number • min yoongi

xvii

me:
i'm walking home

imma get kidnapped

wink wonk

i am so bored

and i want hot cheetos

sent 8:14 p.m.
seen 8:21 p.m.

yoongi:
what r hot cheetos

i hope you get kidnapped

loser

me:
i'm gonna ignore your disrespectfulness towards wamen

but omg youve never had hot cheetos?!?!

yoongi:
so hot cheetos are like a food?

me:
omg youre an absolute noob

yoongi:
noob? bitch square up

me:
you did not just call me bitch, bitch

yoongi:
bitch

me:
ok rude

but listen hot cheetos are like the best chips in the world

you gotta try em, then when you do you gotta tell who put you on ! 😤

yoongi:
ight ight

where they sell em tho?

me:
like the foreign food markets

there's one in gangnam imma slide the addy l8r

yoongi:
dope

watch em be nasty as fuck

me:
you wont be sayin that after you try em

but i am so bored

shoulda just taken a taxi

yoongi:
not my problem

me:
AcTuAlLy

you'd prolly get involved if i get kidnapped bc you're the last person i texted when i go missing

so it ain't your problem YET but it will be

yoongi:
ew

then just take a cab

me:
i need the exercise🥵

yoongi:
ok have fun getting kidnapped

me:
🥰🥴

yoongi:
listen to sum music or something

idfk like

me:
i am

powerglide by swae lee

swae lee's voice is so sexy🤩🤪