unknown number • min yoongi

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yoongi:
hey

sent 5:49 p.m.
read 5:54 p.m.

me:
yo

how was your walk?

yoongi:
i finished a while ago

but i had to charge my phone

me:
ack

wyd now?

yoongi:
i'm near the shooting location

me:
wtf there's a shooting??

omg thats so sad i thought south korea was peaceful

was it north korea omg

fat ass president kim😡😡

wait

nvm

i'm so dumb

yoongi:
dumbass😂😂😪

me:
i dont even wanna talk about it🤦‍♀️

i'm such a crackhead

yoongi:
can't rel8, imma genius🤩

i ain't finna arrive at the shoot lo axiom until exactly 6

location*

i hate going early

me:
mr.perfection

why are you having a photo shoot?

yoongi:
because i can

also it's cause of my group

dance group headass

me:
fancy dance group

wait do all dance groups have photo shoots bc damn imma join a dance group

i wanna be in a photoshoot wtf

yoongi:
uh well

groups like our type of group have frequent photo shoots ig

me:
wtf kinda group are you in?!?

yoongi:
a special group🐑

me:
a fucking goat

you could have used any other emoji

but you used a fucking goat

yoongi:
ok

🎉

me:
omg you used another one

you literally

extra ass😭😭

yoongi:
issa celebration