Woojin:
- This prefrence became a thing after Lou and me acted out the fight between (Y/N) and Woojin and this was probably one of the weirdest things I've ever done because ... how do guys fight?
- I was Woojin, by the way, so in case his reactions suck, please blame me.
- "'I love you', he whispers and places a soft kiss on your forehead, 'Now let's listen to Last Christmas' and celebrate Christmas!" [...]
My heart just fluttered because ... uwu?
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Chan:
- "He puts the spoon aside and places his hands on your hips, pulling you closer to his body." [...]
It starts to escalate again, heeelp!
- "Chan is escalating, ohohohohohoho. But I love it. But he can't wreck me again, what is Minho supposed to think?" - me, 21 Decemeber, 20:56
- "He lifts you up and you wrap your legs around him before he puts you down on the kitchen counter." [...]
That does things to me, uh-oh.
- [...] "wandering under your shirt, towards your boobs" [...]
Woah there, chill, mate!
- "Desire gathers between your legs and you can clearly feel his erection." [...]
We were just talking about dirty BTS reactions and now this happens.
- I used to be so innocent, at what point in life did I go wrong?
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Minho:
- [...] "stepping into the shards of your childhood" [...]
I don't know why but this reminded me of London.
- [...] "'It was way more fun to watch you!'" [...]
What a MEANho!
- [...] "while Soon-ie is sitting next to the broken Christmas tree top decoration, looking like an innocent angel" [...]
THIS is Findus when I catch him sitting on your kitchen table!
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Changbin:
- [...] "in a hurry" [...]
My phone changed it to "Curry" and I can't stop laughing.
- [...] "cannot welcome your guests naked" [...]
Well, you can but if it's a good decision, is another question.
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Hyunjin:
- "'They eat until they explode. Everyone has to say something and brag about what great things they've done over the last year. And the best thing: my aunts always have to show my mum what a shame I am for the family because I'm neither as talented as (Y/C1/N) nor am I as intelligent as (Y/C2/N) who gets scholarship after scholarship'" [...]
God, I hate when People are like this.
- I really want to slap the aunt.
- "'Don't listen to them, you're so much more than that!" [...]
heart-eye Emoji
- "'(Y/N), who is this cute guy next to you?', one of them suddenly asks you." [...]
I just pulled a realldy weird face and my mum thinks I'm crazy now.
- "'It was nice to have finally met everyone but I hope that I won't have to see them again anytime soon!'" [...]
AMEN!
- Also, can we please stop a moment to appreciate the piece of art that "mono." is?
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Han:
- "My cinnamon star is almost done, I'll do the rest later because our guests have just arrived" - me, 28 December, 12:11
"You want to read Han's preference when you have guests? I doubt that this is a good idea!" - Lou, 28 December, 12:15
- Turns out it was really a better idea to read it when I was alone.
- "His kisses wander from your forehead to your temple and down to your ear, where he carefully starts nibbling your earlobe, causing you to let out a sigh." [...]
Oh god, here we go again.
- "For a short moment, he pulls away from you to take off your shirt." [...]
I have to hold myself from screaming right now.
- "Again, his fingers find your skin, caressing your torso softly, one hand grabs your boobs and starts kneading them, causing you to let out a heroic moan." [...]
No, no, no, stop! Sit down, you're only 18, boy!
- I've been so soft for Jisung recently and he's been a proper competition for Minho but I can't change my bias again, I can't do this to Minho.
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Felix:
- [...] "before plooping onto the sofa, cuddling into each other" [...]
This is so fucking cute and I can totally imagine that situation with Felix.
- "However, he is a bit clumsy while lighting the candles and accidentally drops one of the matches while lighting one of the candles. Within seconds, the advent wreath is on fire." [...]
I feel like this is inspired by a story I once told Lou.
- And yes, one time I almost set the house on fire by dropping a match into the advent wreath.
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Seungmin:
- [...] "your teachers wanted to see two presentations, one essay and a small test from you" [...]
Sounds like my uni, just that everything is due after Christmas break. Not luckily though, I have a week left but feel like I'm two weeks behind.
- "A typical dish from your home country is potato salad with sausages." [...]
That girl is from Germany!
- Oh no, he didn't forget it, did he?
- Yes, he did, oh my god.
- Poor baby.
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I.N:
- I was about to write "elevator". What did I write instead? HELLEVATOR! Stray Kids are really taking over my life.
- "These kids are taking over my life" - me, 28 December, 20:04
"Don't call them Kids, that sounds like they're 12!" - Lou, 28 December, 20:10
"For me, everyone under the age of 20 is a kid!" - me, 28 December, 20:10
"But 3/9 are 20 and above" - Lou, 28 December, 20:12
"Ssh, then they're kids with their parents!" - me, 28 December, 20:12
- "Jeongin raises his eyebrows in question." [...]
INSIDE MY HEAD TOO MANY QUESTIONS, JUST GOT ME THINKING WHAT'S MY QUESTION
- [...] "causing Jeongin to glare at them" [...]
Is he even able to look mad?
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"Stray Kids Moments" - thoughts and comments of the translator
FanficThis is a collection of thoughts and comments I have while translating the "Stray Kids Moments" Preference I write with my best friend. Have fun while reading!
