drunk texts - editing

three

thursday, october 11th 1:43am

sidney: you have a small dick

harry: ah hey again, it been a week since I got the last text, I was starting to think you forgot about me

sidney: fuck you austin

harry: this isn't austin

sidney: who is this?

harry: harry

sidney: not austin?

harry: nope sorry love

sidney: I'm so sorry harry

sidney: I'm drunk and I don't save his number and yours is a digit off

harry: I figured, so what happened with austin

sidney: he told me he didn't love me anymore

sidney: but I love him more than anything

sidney: I should text him

harry: hey now I wouldn't do that

harry: what's your name?

sidney: sidney, sidney cohen

harry: well sidney cohen, tell me about yourself?

sidney: welllllll

sidney: im 19! studying at ucla (didnt have to pay to get accepted ;)))))))))  

sidney: im also very drunk right now hehe

harry: I can tell, it is a thursday you know?

sidney: thirsty thursday

harry: that sounds quite fun

sidney: it is harry!! what about you tell me about you

harry: well my name is harry, I am from England, i'm 24

sidney: ok but what is your star sign????//??

harry: aquarius

sidney: interesting

sidney: well beer pong is calling my name harry! wish me luck <3

harry: good luck sid