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Namjoon:
Why are donuts called donuts when some of them don't have nuts in them?
Me:
Wtf it's 2.45 am why are you asking me this?
Namjoon:
Shouldn't they be called sweetholes?
Me:
Wtf
Namjoon:
Cuz they are sweet and they have a hole in them so its sweethole.
Me:
I am just going to go back to sleeping...
Namjoon:
Waittttt noooo
Me:
WHAT DO YOU WAAAAAANT?!?!?!?!?!?
Namjoon:
I just wanna know know know~
Me:
Okay Mr IQ148, go figure it yourself. Some people need to sleep so that they can squeal over kpop bands the next day.
Namjoon:
Ummm... okay? But please tell me why are donuts called donuts.
Me:
Please donut talk to me. I need to sleep.
Namjoon:
God... did hyung possess you?
Me:
No, now f off.
Namjoon:
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Me:
Cuz i am freaking tired and cranky. Now go away.
Namjoon:
;-; i just wanna know why donuts are called donuts
Me:
Go ask the donut creator.
Next Day
BTS Namjoon was spotted at a donut shop trying to ask the owner why donuts are called donuts.
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Me:
Are you serious?
Namjoon:
What?
Me:
You actually tried asking a store owner of a donut shop why donuts are called donuts.
Namjoon:
YOU ASKED ME TO DO SO
Me:
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME.
Namjoon:
BECAUSE YOU ARE EXASPERATED OVER THE FACT THAT I ASKED THE DONUT SHOP OWNER WHY DONUTS ARE CALLED DONUTS WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO DO SO
Me:
WELL I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. LEARN TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE
Namjoon:
HOW WOULD I KNOW YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC. YOU CANT TELL OVER TEXTS
You have logged off
YOU ARE READING
Text Back, Please 김남준√
FanfictionShe was a fan waiting for his reply. And he was an idol. ❝Hey, I am sick and tired of you not texting back. Well, bye.❞ ─── Cover made by @cold_flames #1 in Promise Award 2021 Namjoon category
