@NamjoonOfficial
Me:
-_-
Namjoon:
?
Me:
-_-
Namjoon:
What???
Me:
-_-
Namjoon:
The helllllll
Me:
-_-
Namjoon:
Do that again and I'm leaving
Me:
Fine, fine I'll stop!
Namjoon:
Good
Namjoon:
Why are you sending me -_-? Did something happen?
Me:
Ofc something happened
Namjoon:
Oh my goodness... What happened now
Me:
I. Found. Lucy. In. The. Other. Toilet. Bowl
Namjoon:
TF?!?!?!?!
Namjoon:
HOW?!?!?! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS RETURNED HER
Me:
I THOUGHT SO TOO!!!
Namjoon:
WHAT'S GOING ON?!?! WITCHCRAFT?!?!
Me:
I JUST ASKED MY SISTER AND SHE SAID THAT SHE BOUGHT ANOTHER GOLDFISH AND DROPPED IT INTO THE TOILET BOWL AND MY MOM THOUGHT THAT WAS LUCY AND RETURNED THAT FISH. LUCY WAS IN THE OTHER TOILET BOWL. HOW TF CAN THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!?!
Namjoon:
WHY DID YOUR SISTER BUY ANOTHER FISH?!?!
Me:
SHE BOUGHT IT THE DAY AFTER MY MOM TOLD HER SHE WAS RETURNING THE FISH. SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE LUCY SO SHE TOLD MY MOM THAT WAS LUCY
Namjoon:
Awww BUT SHE IS FREAKING 11 WHERE DID SHE GET THE MONEY FROM AND HOW DID SHE MANAGE TO GO TO A PET SHOP TO BUY IT?!?!?!
Me:
MY DAD JUST CONFESSED. HE IS CLINGING ONTO MY MOM'S ARM AND ASKING HER TO FORGIVE HIM. OMFG THIS IS HORRENDOUS!!! HE IS DOING PUPPY EYES AND AEGYO. I GOT TO ADMIT. IT IS WAYYYY WORSE THAN YOURS WHICH I NEVER THOUGHT SOMEONE CAN BE AS BAD AT AEGYO AS YOU
Namjoon:
Me is hurt ;-;
Me:
APPARENTLY, HE HELPED MY SISTER BUY THE DAMN FISH.
Namjoon:
Your dad is freaking messed up
Me:
You are freaking messed up. You influenced Jimin to watch porn. YOU watch porn and you taught Jimin what is the difference between a peck and a kiss. Poor Jiminie
Namjoon:
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Me:
So you agree i'm not lying.
Me:
Namjoon?
Me:
Heyyyy!
Me:
Omg you left you petty destructive egg.
Me:
Bye then.
Me:
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Text Back, Please 김남준√
FanfictionShe was a fan waiting for his reply. And he was an idol. ❝Hey, I am sick and tired of you not texting back. Well, bye.❞ ─── Cover made by @cold_flames #1 in Promise Award 2021 Namjoon category
