Namjesus

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@NamjoonOfficial

Me:
Thank namjesus

Namjoon:
Tf

Me:
It's you but jesus

Me:

Me:Kookie at the back tho

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Me:
Kookie at the back tho

Namjoon:
-_-

Me:
See. That's the face you're making in the picture

Namjoon:
Goddddd

Me:
Anyways, it wasn't an orange turtle. The one that was mistaken as Lucy

Namjoon:
Oh then what was it?

Me:
A fake one

Namjoon:
Ohhhhhh

Me:
Thank god or I would have freaked out

Me:
Anyways

Me:
Are you free?

Namjoon:
Not really...

Namjoon:
I mean I am from 4.00 to 4.30 pm. I am really busy nowadays and I'm not saying why.

Me:
OooOoooOoh is it because you're hanging out with that girl you like???

Namjoon:
What?!?! Nooo!!!!

Me:
Pfft yea right

Me:
WAIT

Namjoon:
WHAT?!?!

Me:
Is there another comeback?!?! Is that why you're so busy nowadays?!?!

Namjoon:
...

Namjoon:
That's a question to be answered next time.

Me:
I KNEW IT

Namjoon:
It's not a comeback!!!!

Me:
YOU'RE SO DAMN OBVIOUS HOW IS IT NOT?!!!!?!!!

Namjoon:
Urgh

Me:
ANYWAYS

Me:
So you're not free?

Namjoon:
I'm free but for a short period of time

Me:
pErIod

Me:
T R I G G E R E D

Namjoon:
Why?

Me:
BECAUSE MY PERIOD HASN'T ENDED YET EVEN THO IT HAS BEEN LIKE A WEEK AND A DAY ALREADY FML

Me:
WHEN WILL THIS SUFFERING STOP

Namjoon:
Okay... So I can come over to your 711 shop but it won't be for long. Maybe for 15 minutes only

Me:
:(

Me:
But I wanna squish your cheeks and poke your dimples for more than 15 minutes

Namjoon:
Well, do you want a comeback?

Me:
GASP YOU FINALLY ADMIT IT

Me:
And YESSSSS I WANT ME COMEBACK PLEASEEEEEE

Namjoon:
Then I'll visit you another day.

Me:
Fine. BUT send me a picture of yourself

Namjoon:
Goddddddd fine

Namjoon:

   Me:Omggg

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   Me:
Omggg

Me:
diMplEs

Me:
naMjEsuS

Me:
hElP

Me:
Namjoon???

Me:
God, you left me

Me:
Bye then

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