@NamjoonOfficial
Namjoon: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me:
Wth have you seen me? Ofc not. Why are you even asking?
Namjoon:
Oh um cuz I was curious?
Me:
Mhmm curious okay.
Namjoon:
I can sense your sarcasm from a mile away
Me:
Yay! You finally know how to identify sarcasm from texts!
Namjoon:
Why are you so sarcastic?
Me:
Cuz I read Sarcastic Tutor by may_bornmia
Namjoon:
Um okay
Me:
Guys go check it out.
Namjoon:
Guys?
Me:
Oh I was just talking to the readers.
Namjoon:
I'm just gonna stop asking. It isn't getting me anywhere...
Me:
GOD, LUCY
Namjoon:
WHAT DID YOUR SISTER DO
Me:
ITS MY DAD. HE WAS VACUUMING THE CARPET AND MY SISTER WAS CARRYING LUCY'S FISH BOWL AND ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR. THE BOWL BROKE AND LUCY WAS LYING THERE FREAKING OUT.
Me:
SHE WENT TO GET A BOWL FILLED WITH WATER TO PUT LUCY IN AND MY DAD CAME IN THE VACUUM THE CARPET AND ALMOST SUCKED LUCY IN WHEN I SCREAMED LUCY
Namjoon:
Why would your dad stop vacuuming because you screamed Lucy?
Me:
Whenever we scream Lucy, we automatically think of Lucy getting in trouble. It happened many times so that is what we think ever time someone screams Lucy
Namjoon:
Oh god.
Me:
Ikr. Water is spilled everywhere. My mom is screaming at my sister as she takes out the mop. My dad stopped vacuuming so that my mom can mop and my sister just put Lucy into her
Me:
OH NO
Namjoon:
WHAT AGAIN?!?!
Me:
Never mind. I though that was Lucy but it was just an orange turtle lying on the carpet.
Namjoon:
Turtle?!?!?! Orange?!?!?!
Me:
WAIT ORANGE TURTLE?!?!
Me:
OKAY I NEED TO GO
Namjoon:
Um okay. Bye
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Text Back, Please 김남준√
FanfictionShe was a fan waiting for his reply. And he was an idol. ❝Hey, I am sick and tired of you not texting back. Well, bye.❞ ─── Cover made by @cold_flames #1 in Promise Award 2021 Namjoon category
