FINALLLLLLYYY

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@NamjoonOfficial

Me:
wHen ArE yOu cOmiNg

Me:
There is a creepy old guy smiling at me and he isn't paying for his ramen. (That seriously happened just now. I ran away.)

Namjoon:
ARE YOU FINE?!!?!??!?!

Me:
No? How can i be fine if an old man is smiling at me for no freaking reason?

Namjoon:
STAY THERE IM COMING

Me:
K... chill bruh he aint gonna rape me. If he does imma use a golf stick that is casually beside me to whack his bald head

Namjoon:
IM COMING OKAY DO YOU NEED ME TO CALL THE POLICE?!?!?!

Me:
Um no? He just left. He paid for the ramen and said, "You look like my daughter. Very pretty. And have a great figure..." THEN I THINK HE LOOKED AT MY BOOBS, LICKED HIS LIPS AND LEFT SHIT IM NOT FINE CALL THE POLICE THAT PERVERT. IM GETTING MY GOLF STICK. NO ONE LOOKS AT MY BOOBS UNLESS I ASK THEM TO WHICH ILL NEVER. IM COMING AT YOU YOU OLD BALD PERVERT

Namjoon:
Um... wow IM CALLING THE POLICE

Me:
WAIT DON'T THE 711 STORE IS PLAYING JIMIN'S SONG, PROMISE I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT LISTENING TO IT. IT IS SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T LEAVE.

Namjoon:
Um k...

Me:
I SAW A TALL AF DUDE ON HIS PHONE RUNNING LIKE MAD TOWARDS ME

Namjoon:
ITS ME HI IM WAVING

Me:
OH YAH
                                                                              

I saw Namjoon wave at me as my heart felt like it was about to burst. I tried to breathe normally as i waved shyly. He walked towards me with two third of his face covered by a black mask.

"IS HE GONE?!??!"

Namjoon exclaimed as i laughed.

"Of course, you idiot."

Namjoon sighed as i laughed again. Suddenly i pouted. Namjoon's face turned red for no reason and stammered,

"Wha- why are you pouting?"

"I wanna see your dimples but it's covered by your mask."

His eyes crinkled up as i assumed he was smiling. His hand reached out for his mask and took it down. He smiled as his deep dimples appeared on his face. Omigawd help meh.

"Can i?"

I asked as i raised my hand. He nodded as i used my finger to poke it. I covered my mouth as i poked it twice. "Oh my god that felt good." Namjoon laughed as i covered my face shyly.

"You seem so different."

My eyes enlarged as i touched my face.

"What?!?!? I seem different?! Is there a pimple on my face?!"

I asked, horrified. He laughed again, pulling up his mask.

"You seem so shy around me but when you were texting, you seemed so casual with me."

"Well maybe because god's creation is standing in front of me that's why i am so shy."

Namjoon laughed again. GOD EVEN HIS LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE MUSIC HELP ME. He looked at his watch and said, "Well, i need to go now." I smiled sadly at him and waved goodbye.

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