Peter: I hate it when people say that I can "Do whatever a spider can"
Tony: Well, can't you?
Peter: I can think of many things a spider can do that I can't. I can't crawl into someone's ear and die, I can't legally Guatemala without a passport, I can't have sex with a spider-
Steve: Can we change the subject
Loki: Let him finish talking
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Avengers Headcanons Volume II
FanfictionIn which an obsessed teenage girl finds more Avengers Headcanons from the far corners of the internet. Most of these do not belong to me, credit to the original creators.
