[During Infinity War] Thor: Your son, the boy of Spiders seems to be doing very well
Tony: W-what? He's not my kid
Thor: Surely he must be, what other child would stand you?
Tony: Okay, whoever thought Peter was my kid raise your hands.
Natasha, Clint, Thor, Rhodey, Bruce, pretty much everyone: *Raises hands*
Tony: Rhodes!
Rhodey: I thought it was just on the down-low like I wasn't supposed to mention it.
Tony:
Tony: Peter, put your hand down
A/N: Tony don't lie to yourself
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Avengers Headcanons Volume II
FanfictionIn which an obsessed teenage girl finds more Avengers Headcanons from the far corners of the internet. Most of these do not belong to me, credit to the original creators.
