Daily Routine [KTH💜JJK]

Chapeter 8: Second Day (Part 1)

Taehyung's POV

I woke up with a grin in my face. I did last night as an experiment. I knew Jungkook would wake up and hear me. I had to do this, I mean we can't give the #Taekook to my fans if Jungkook does not feel the same way? I have to determine who tops.

He must have freaked out and had a boner because he jerked off in the bathroom last night.

Wow, must I have that effect on him? Maybe being a childish facade affevts him too or maybe I'm just paranoid.

I never thought this through.

Maybe?

Perhaps?

Oh shit. How the hell would he react? What if he would stay away?

Calm the fuck down Tae, stop being an alien for a second. Kookie is a good kid. He would surely forgive you for using him as  an item for jerking.

Maybe he wasn't there. Think on the fucking bright side, maybe he wasn't awake. Ugh, make up a good fucking excuse! Where the hell is my brain when I need it?!

I glanced at his bed, no more Kookie. He is an early bird after all. He always wake up before me, well he wakes up first. I headed to the bathroom and freshened up. Well, showers no good. I need to have the boiler work because the water is so damn freezing.

I went out the bathroom with nothing but a towel on my waist. The door suddenly opened with revealing a familiar bunny with a morning look.

"Oh, Morning hyung. Freshening up? Jin hyung said the boiler is going to be a while Hobi and Namjoon hyung is currently heating it up." He said simply and walked towards his bed taking a book. He does not seemed bothered. Maybe he was not there last night. I sighed silently.

"Yeah, I was planning on doing that anyway. Thhhhaannnkkkkss kookkiie." Be childish Tae, do not be suspicious. He might suspect you. I put my hands on my waist, showing off my body and reminding him I was wearing nothing but a towel.

"Sure, anyway Jin hyung said after we freshen up were heading exploring with our cameras. But he also needs to set some rules for us." He slightly snickered. Wow, he is sure cool and unaffected.

"Alright." I simply agreed. After all, what could go wrong?

*****

"How was the water everyone? Thank Namjoon for the hot water. Who would have thought breaking hard woods is a piece of cake for him? We are definitely using your talent hyung." Hobi cheerfully said as we devoured our breakfast in the dining table.
Jin hyung sure is on a good mood.

"Well, put that ability into good use. We don't need him breaking the cabin." Jin said.

"As I said, the rules is simple.
1. Be resourceful, helpful and responsible.
2.No wasting of food or other provided resources.
3.Minimize cursing or swearing.
4.Follow the rules always.
5.Have fun.

I think that is all for now." Jin read it out aloud.

"What the fuck? Why are we not allowed to curse?" Yoongi exclaimed.

And the turtle had to destroy the peace. What the fuck?

"Well hyung this is a show. Recorded actually. We don't want the fans think we are really consisting of a bunch of crazy people?" Jimin said.

"Hey we are cool people. We have a  Swaeg Savage, a god, a princess, a warrior, a stalion, an astronaut, and a golden child." Hobi hyung said proudly.

"You mean a bunch of retarded people consisting of a grumpy ol' turtle, a destroyer of all things, a nagging mother, an alien, a shortie and a horse? Yeah, I think we are the lamest group off the stage and cameras not to mention the weirdest circle. You can all barely function without me. Kookie is the only normal one here among us." Jin laughed. I shrugged he has got a point.

"Again with the favoritism Jin hyung." Jimin groaned "And I'm not short. I'm taller than Yoongi hyung by 2 inches".

"Still, I am the Swaeg Savage King. So fuck you all!" He said and Jin sent him a death glare.

"You turtle! No cursing!" Jin threw tantrum at a grumpy Yoongi who returned it with a 'I don' t give a fuck look'.

*****

"Annyeong Armys!!!" We all greeted while Jin held the camera for us.

"Did you miss us? You must be wondering why we have been inactive for almost two days right?" Yoongi cheerfully said.

We were currently walking around the forest that surrounds the cabin. It had pathways and beautiful wild flowers so it was easy to remeber the way.

" We would like to thank this small vacation we are having now and we realized we really needed it." Jimin said towards the camera.

"Right now, we are currently walking towards the lake. They said it was so naturally preserved so we would like to see it for ourselves." I said and put an arm around a startled Kookie.

"Y-Yeah, I heard hyung that the lake. seemed so magical. I want to see it." Jungkook cutely said and it literally caught me off guard.

"Don't worry, Hyung will let you enjoy the scene." I kissed him on his cheek and he blushed.

"What are you doing hyung?" He asked my sudden intimidate actions.

"#Taekook remember? Just go with the flow." I smiled at him while he looked at me with disbelief. I could always delete this if I want to.

Speaking of delete...

"Uuh guys? I wanted to delete a video but I can't see a delete button." Hoseok said holding his camera.

"All cameras have delete options." Namjoon hyung chimned in.

"Well, this does not." I heard Jin said looking at his own hand cam.

"He's right. No delete button." Jimin said surrendering to the fact.

"What the fuck?!" Yoongi literally shouted.

"Min fucking Yoongi shut the fuck up!" Jin shouted with his veins popping out off his forehead.

"Guys? Language. We can't delete the footage. They will automatically upload it and your  careless actions could stain our reputation." Namjoon said as calmly as he can.

Who knew we would panic after discovering that these damn cameras have no delete options.

"Well fuck."

Jin glared at Yoongi who seemed unfazed by his deadly stare.

"Sorry about that Armys." I said to the cameras.

"Why would they program the cameras with no damn delete buttons? The staff is going to have some time in editing this footages knowing that this is all not scripted." Namjoon looked at us.

I shrugged and continued to look at the camera.

"Might as well enjoy being here. Who cares  about a delete button any way? If the Armys' are really dedicated to us our personal actions which is unscripted would not affect them. We need to stay true to ourselves. Right?" I looked at the recording cameras.

I felt Jungkook smile at my remark. I was just stating the truth here. As a matter of fact, being honest builds stronger relationships. And believe me, our Armys gave us one heck of a ride but it is always worth it.

" Yeah, a real Army accepts us for who we are not because of what we are. " I Jungkook said while looking at his pwn camera.

We both looked at each other and giggled.

Everyone was quiet.

"I ship them so bad." Hobi hyung shouted and everyone snickered.

"Me too." Jimin said as he raised his hand.

" #Taekook Armys! Are you looking forward for more Taekook moments here. It's really unscripted." Hobi hyung cheerfully said through his camera.

Jungkook's skin became pale.

"#Taekook is life!" Jimin said.

What the actual fuck?