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Unicorns are quite shit

(They're in their 5th year now btw)

Ron's day started out great it honestly did. He woke up and had a great feast in the Great Hall with his three best friends. Until he remember that Harry and Lilly had quidditch practice while Ron had Care of Magical Creatures. Don't get him wrong he loved Hagrid but magical creatures weren't his thing. He looked up to the teachers table and caught the eye of "Professor Potter" or Reg if he was out of school. Regulus smiled at him and Ron smiled back quickly turning down back to his food. Regulus was the teacher for potions after Harry came home his first year complaining about the way Snape treated him. Regulus marched down and yelled at Dumbledore's face and James had to hold him back from jumping the professor as he came into the room. Ron smiled at the memory Snape was always a bitch always calling him Rowana under his breath since Dumbledore told everyone to only call Ron the name he wanted to be called. He was returned to the real world when Lilly gave him a tight hug.

"You alright Ron?" She asked the scars that graced her face kinda stretched out with her smile.

"Yeah just spaced out a bit is all" he hated his voice it was too high pitched. The slytherin boys taunted him asking if his balls have dropped yet. It kinda toned down a bit after Draco moved in with Remus and Sirius. Still didn't mean Ron had to trust the prat just that he had to be civilized around him. His stomach grumbled as he inwardly groaned as he bit his lip trying to stop himself from crying. He was on his period it was the time of the month where he truly hated himself with his whole being. Just as Harry and Lilly were about to make their leave a majestic owl Ron knew to be Sirius' came down with a basket. It landed in front of Ron and he took a peek under it and shut it grabbed the basket and excused himself from the table. He ran up to his dorm and took a good look of the items that were inside. He took out some pads which made him inwardly cringe. Next was a lot of chocolate so that's how he knew it was from Remus and he had just borrowed his husbands owl. The next one was a pair of black converses. Finally was what looked to be a hell of an expensive binder. Ron stared at it in awe like he knew Sirius had money but they didn't need to do this. Ron quickly changed into it getting rid of the bandages that he was using. He put back his robe and smiled to himself before going to meet Hermione to go to Care of Magical Creatures.

Hagrid had all the girls in the front and the boys a couple of meters back before he even began to explain what the lesson was.

"Ok boys and girls today we are going to be witnessing the majestic unicorns. Now they get quite aggressive around men so that why I have you guys backed up. Alright is everyone ready?"

Ron was nauseous he didn't know if the unicorns would recognize him. He really didn't want them too. Instead he focused on the bushy hair of Hermione that bobbed as she fiercely nodded her head. Hagrid called over the unicorns who were pretty calm around him. The unicorns approached the girls and the girls cooed and pet the unicorns. One unicorn was left without a girl and as she scanned the area her eyes seemed to settle on Ron. Ron stiffened because this isn't happening. 'Please just be coming here to attack me' he hoped. The unicorn walked up to him and nuzzled her face into Ron's still chubby cheeks. More unicorns started to pay attention to Ron and came up to him gathering around him. Everyone stared at him even Hermione she looked shocked before her eyes widened with understanding. Ron felt a knot in his stomach that he knew wasn't from his period. They were all looking at him like he was a freak even Hermione, but it was worse with her she looking at him with pity. Ron Weasley didn't want pity he didn't want anyone to be looking at him. He broke down and started crying his hands over his face trying to make himself invisible. The goddamn unicorns tried to comfort him but it was just making him feel worse. He felt a hand on his back he turned around expecting Hermione, but he got a sheepish looking Draco.

"What. Do. You. Want?" Rom sneered he didn't need his insults right now.

"It's okay the unicorns are gone okay it's okay" Draco pulled Ron into him running circles into his back. Draco pulled back and glared at everyone who still didn't stop looking at Ron. Draco took a deep breath and stood up.

"I'm gay" Ron looked up to Draco and the crowd around them gasped. "Yup I'm so gay. I like sucking dick  you know the whole thing. I mean not Ron's dick I think it might be a little too big for me but oh who knows" Ron was laughing he was actually laughing at something Draco Malfoy had said.

"Ok ok Draco you made you're point" Ron said between his giggles. Draco pulled him up.

"I think this is out cue to leave don't you?" Draco smirked and Ron flashed him a nice grin.

"Yeah"

"Now wait a minute"  Hagrid walked over to them and Draco whipped around his eyes icy and glassy.

"What you oaf? Bugger off yeah we're leaving whether you like it or not." He glared at everyone daring them to say anything. He grabbed Ron's hand and took off running. Ron trying to suppress giggles the whole time. They stopped running when they got to a deserted corner trying to catch their breath. Ron was still giggling as he sled down the wall and sat on the cold floor. Draco mirroring his actions.

"Thanks" Ron said looking down at their intertwined hands. Draco smiled at him Ron realized he liked the smile on the ferret.

"No problem I live with the Blacks they made me into a... caring person"

"Stop saying it like it's a bad thing!" Ron couldn't stop laughing.

"I'm a slytherin Ronald nice isn't my thing"

"Well I like the look on you" they looked at each other and the smiles ghosting on their faces and they smashed their lips together snogging for quite a bit before separating and gasping for air. "Is it bad that I didn't feel anything from that?"

"Oh good because I didn't etheir" they still had their hands intertwined. "Tell me is Potter seeing anyone?" Ron let out a bark of a laugh before clasping his hand over his hand.

"That's exactly what a man wants to hear after they snogged someone. But to answer your question Harry and Cedric are kinda seeing each other. Sorry"

"No no it's not your fault."

"Alright tell me a deep dark secret of yours since you know mine" Ron turned so he was sitting facing Draco. The blonde sighed a smirk still present on his lips.

"Other than my love for Potter" Ron gave him a look. "Ok ok gosh um well the reason my parents kicked me out wasn't cuz they thought I was a lazy heir like everyone seems to believe. It's because I'm a werewolf so I thought it'd be best to seek help from my dearest...cousin?"

"So you're a werewolf?" Draco nodded and looked down at their hands that were still intertwined. "Hm alright do you need help during your transformations? I'm sure Sirius and Remus will teach me how to become an animagus." Draco pulled Ron in for a hug.

"Thanks"

"I owe you so it's no big deal"

They sat on the floor for a while until they heard footsteps.

"Mr Malfoy Mr Weasley" Regulus voice startled Ron from the sleep he was in. Regulus has an amused expression on with his eyebrow quirked up.

"Sorry Mr. Potter Ron was just not feeling good so we left Care of Magical Creatures." Reg nodded and then sat next to them.

"Are you alright Ron?"

"I am now"

"good good just remember I'm always here if you need me" Regulus stood and messed up Ron's hair. "Now if you excuse me I do believe I'm late for a date with your flying professor goodbye boys" Draco and Ron both waved as Reg disappeared down another corridor. They heard frantic footsteps coming as they were met with their flying coach none other than James Potter.

"Have you seen Reggie?" Both Draco and Ron pointed in the direction where Regulus went and James sighed. "Thanks boys" he rushed down the hall. The two boys bursted out laughing.