Chapter 12

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I was behind Captain Yami we were waiting for Asta...

"OI you had a lot of nerve making me wait" "how long does it take you to take a dump" I snorted like a pig I'm always weak when it comes to farts and poops....."Actually, it was really something! IT WAS LONG AND HUGE" I FAINTED THIS MADE MY STOMACH BURST GOD DAMMIT HOW CAN I BE POWERFUL IF THIS MAKES ME FAINT FROM LAUGHTER.

"OI WAKE UP" I shot my head up and looked around "you passed out for 4 minutes idiot tsk to think that laughter could make you flop" i stood up and looked around we were in a forest.
Captain Yami led us to this....building that looked shabby but not bad? Asta ran in front of the door and introduced himself....

*BOOM* I flinched at the sudden sound I saw the door got blowed up and Asta fell down from the sky and went head first...I snickered. "Welcome to the absolute worst Magic knights squad, the black bulls."
This was so cool I fangirled for a second. "IM NOT DONE YET" wow Asta just got up and ran then another explosion hit him "NOW IM PISSED YOU'D BETTER BE PREPARED" huh? I saw some dude with weird hair and purple shades..."I'm not BUT LETS DO THIS" I saw a boy In the air he had blonde hair and blue or greenish eyes....they were FIGHTING??????? I blushed I saw a pretty woman with just underwear on...what is this place....I saw a little girl eating a lot of food...

THEN SOMEONE WITH BLOODY NOSE WITH A SISTER FETISH......
WHATELSE

HILY SHIT THAT DUDE LOOKS TERRIFYING smokiNg

"IM ASTA FROM HAGE VILLAGE ITS A PLEASURE TO MEET ALL OF YOU" "IM GOING TO BE THE WIZARD KING" everyone didn't care and continued messing around
I laughed my ass off this was definitely my type of people I would love to be with.

OH FUCK SOMETHINGS COMING OUR WAY A EXPLOSION "RUUUNNNNN" I shouted it was aiming st me and Asta before someone pulled me making me fall in their arms....Asta got hit but the explosion...
"Hello my queen I'll always save you" i saw finral....How do I even know his name....I lifted myself off his arms "Thanks dude" he looked pained when i said that I wonder why???

"YOU ALL STOP BREAKING EVERYTHING" Captain Yami just smashed the wall.....ok this is weird but ok....

Everyone pushed Asta away and praised Captain Yami everyone was like puppy's seeing their owners come home...cute...
Yami shut them up and they sat down...ARE THEY TRAINED ANIMALS???
"Anyways I bought new mem-"
"OI where ar-" realizing this I saw Asta squashed by the big dude...
I snickered a bit but suck it in....I shouldn't make a foolish entrance....

Time skipped and now we were both in front of everyone "This shrimp and squirt is our new members"
"What was your name again?" I practically wanna cry.....he doesn't know my name...."RIGHT! IM ASTA FROM GAHE VILLAGE ITS NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU" I breathed before I could say anything...
"Hage Seriously?" "Talk about out in the sticks" I was triggered "OI watch your mouth this one next to me has a temper" I smiled "What, No" I smiled again he was making me look bad..."WOW WE HAVE AN ANGEL HERE" I blinked where? I looked around..."Oh, Right. Well, you've already met him but..."
"hi I'm y/n" I said quickly but I'm pretty sure no one heard me
"This is Gordon Agrippa" I looked over saw The same guy from earlier he was really pale and Gothic.
"He's pretty gloomy, and you never know what he's thinking but he's a good guy" hm cool...
"And over there is Vanessa Enoteca. She'll get in your face when she's drunk but she's a good person." It's that woman with Revealing......ahem "hage isn't that a village in the boonies" she got up and got really close to Asta......I felt a tint angry but ignored it "To come from out in the boonies and join the Magic knights...you must be worked really hard little boy" Asta was gushing blood.....tsk pervert...
"How about I reward you with a special treat" .........calm down I felt tick marks forming on my face making me look like a FOOL. Then all of a sudden she puked rainbow..."Oh what a beautiful girl...How about you would you like a treat darling" Vanessa looked at me with puke on her mouth I blushed......hard "My My your blushing how about we go up in my ro-" she puked again I blushed so hard right now I had blood gushing from my nose "WOAH WOAH WOAH BACK OFF SHES MINE HAG" Finral Argued with Vanessa. But Yami shut them up "Let's continue with the introductions" I wiped my nose and paid attention.
"IM NEXT" I saw the destruction boy "This is luck Voltia. He loves to fight and is obsessed with battle but he's a good guy" Luck looked at me and I smiled "Hey ARE U STRONG WANNA FIGHT" he asked me
"Sure!" I accepted he seems cool plus I should train with someone.  "OI look..." The Sister fetish dude showed me and Asta a picture of a cute little girl "Oh what a cute sister you have..." he looked at me "This is my little sister Marie she's an angel" o-ok.....he turned his face toward Asta "Listen well if you lay a finger on Marie I'll kill you" Yandere much....."This is Gauche Adlai. He's a bit too obsessed with his little sister but he's a good guy"  I agree "This is charms pappitson she eats way too much but she's a good person" Finral keeps on saying everyone's a good person at the ends....she looks pretty cute
"This is grey I don't really get him but he's a good guy" I sure hope so...he looks like he wants to kill me...
"And then we have Magna swing he's a delinquent but he's a good guy" he has nice hair....he's a bit scary
"And I'm Finral roulacase I'm super popular" ok........sure....."And last but not least the captain of the black bulls, YAMI SUKEHIRO" jeez  "there are other members but they're either on some mission" or dead.....
"Try to get along with them" he looked at me as if I don't get along with people...Asta kept on screaming stuff I was zoned out for some reason...."Anyway put them to work but don't kill them".......uhm.
To be honest I'm zoned out I can't really think I'm really tired from walking from the church to here and doing some new activities ugh?.......Magna and Asta are arguing I think....

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