December 25, 1991
Dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
Sonic: Hi, *sniff* I need a clean-up service... a-and a ve-veterinarian, please.
Dispatcher: Sir, are you injured?
Sonic: Yes'm, but I don't know what's left...
Dispatcher: What's left of what?
Sonic: Well, there was someone in the bathroom, so I thought, "I'll just go in the sink in the break room". But then, I tripped on the stool and got stuck in the sink hole. I tried to pull myself out, but then I accidentally hit- *sob* hit a switch and turned the disposal on...
Dispatcher: Wait, what?
Sonic: I just ground up my own peepee!
Dispatcher: A-are you serious?
Sonic: I just ground up my own peepee!
Dispatcher: Oh my gosh...
Sonic: The disposal... has disposed... my peepee on the cabinets!
Dispatcher: Sir, help is on the way.
Sonic: Well, at least I don't have to wear pants anymore... I'm passin' out...
