Ralph: Wi-fi?... Wi-if? Well, it's either whiffle ball, or an arranged marriage game.
Sonic: It's actually pronounced Wi-Fi, Ralph.
Ralph: Yeah, that's what I said.
Sonic: And Wi-Fi is the Internet! Which is an online community where human beings go to shop, play games, and socialize.
Sonic.exe: (STOP!)
Sonic: *groans from sudden migraine*
Sonic.exe: (I think you've told them enough... Now, they're about to block it off, and you want everyone to know how you feel because of them, right?)
Sonic: (Yes, of course...)
Sonic.exe: (Then we're going to become Jekyll and Hyde... Once the arcade closes for the day, I want you to sneak into that adapter, and you can do whatever you want in there...As long as you're back before the first Quarter Alert tomorrow, but this is Sonic the Hedgehog I'm talking to, right?)
