THIS IS A PARODY
I made this because I'm bored. It's all in jest, and I'm just out here having a good time. It is in no way a slight at Christians. I wrote this in 2 hours and 44 minutes. Don't come for my wig.
Please don't come for me Vox news.
YOU ARE READING
The True Story of Mary and Joseph
Historical FictionJesus' origin story written by an atheist who has never read The Bible (based on a tumblr post I saw on Instagram) edit 2021: i wrote this in 2019 (haven't been on this app for a MINUTE), i still think it's funny but heads up i swear a LOT
