After an exhilarating 20 seconds, Jedediah pushes Octavius away then slaps him in the face.
Before Octavius can react to this at all Jedediah pulls him right back into the kiss.
It lasted another 30 seconds before both parties mutually parted ways.
"You slapped me, how dare you."
"You were making out with me you, you hom-"
"Homosexual, yes, yes I am a homosexual, I have been since the day I was created, I am attracted to men and despite my best efforts I am attracted to you." says Octavius as he looks directly into Jedediah's face.
"Octavius, you're..." stutters Jedediah as he looks down Octavius before he is cut off.
"What ever you are about to say, wait, because I need to get this off my chest, I care about you deeply, all the adventures we've been on have been exhilarating, your eyes are the most beautiful blue, I love your little stubble and how you are almost always polite, I also love..." Octavius was now the one being cut off.
"OCTAVIUS!!!!" Jedediah awkwardly shouts as he gestured to the lower half of Octaviuses body.
Octavius looks down and although it is almost not noticeable, there is a slight bulge in his armour and he realizes that he is erect. The red blush that covers Jedediah's face now covers Octavius's face. He stammers at first but then after a quick look at Jedediah he finds himself staring. Jedediah fallows Octavius's gaze and then turns 49 shades redder as he realizes they have something in common at this moment.
"No No No No No." Jedediah says as he turns around and starts walking towards the town.
"Jed, wait." Octavius pleads.
"Octavius, I'm not G..., I'm not, I'm. I can't do this right now, I'm mad and don't want to take it out on you, give me sometime, I just, yeah." With that Jedediah walks way.
" Jed, Jedediah, I'm sorry, I don't want these feelings, I just want to be your friend (whispers 'I think')."
No reply.
"I WILL NOT BE GAY FOR YOU JEDEDIAH!"
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Jedtavius
FanfictionTakes place after NATM3, but Larry kept his job, the "night program" didn't return, and there are more homes and buildings in the western diorama. I do not own Night at the Museum, please don't sue me. Jan 2022 update: (I wrote this story when I was...
