Shut up, I'm the boss. Aye, Aye Captain!

Chapter 1: Meet Captain

The blaring sounds of my stupid alarm clock woke me up. Pilit kong hinanap kung nasaan ang letseng alarm clock na un, nasa taas ba ng head board ko? Nope. Sa side table? Nope.

(buzzzzzzzz!!!!!) 

Damn it! I covered my head with my thick blanket. Oh goodness, hhhmmmmmm, I love the silen......

(buzzzzzzz!!!!!!) 

Hindi ko pa nalalasap ang kagandahan ng katahimikan ayan na naman siya?

I jolted up from bed, yawning, stretching and still eyes closed.

(Buzzzzz!!!!!) 

"Damn iiiiiit!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, frustrated. My door suddenly opened revealing Marie.

"Mas nauna ko pang narinig ang pagmumura mo kesa sa pagtilaok ng manok" she said while shaking her head. 

(Buzzzzz!!!!)

"What the.....!" I stop right there because Marie is producing lasers out from her eyes, which is directed to me. I involuntarily avoided it. Ha! 

(Buzzzzzz!!!)

"Ayan na naman siya Marie!, please make it stop!" I pleaded and covered my ears with my hands. 

She went to my bed and gets my freaking alarm clock and turned it off. See? Even in my mind I mentally said freaking rather than fucking. That’s her effect to me.

"Andyan lang naman pala sa tabi mo hindi mo pa in-off, hay naku" at inirapan pa ako! 

I scoffed. "Whoever put that thing under my pillow is stupid!"

"Stop complaining and get ready, breakfast is already served milady" she bowed like a British mistress and walk to the door. I looked at her, irritated.

"Who the hell, I mean who the heck thought you that young lady?" she keeps walking as if didn’t hear me and closed the door. i bolted up and went to my bathroom, yeah, I have my own, don't be fascinated with it. Wait till you see the whole house or should I say mansion? Whatever. 

Marie is my "beloved" father's sister. I smell sarcasm with that endearment. She's 28 and an artist just like my mom. Bakit hindi ko siya tinatawag na auntie or tita? Sabihin na lang natin na I'm too cool for that.

After showering, I picked my favorite old jumper with lots of paint splatter. I put it on over my white t-shirt and boxer shorts. Ooh, so comfy! I look at myself in the mirror and I remembered that I forgot something.

Right, i forgot to introduce my name. Hey, don’t accuse me. I’m not a morning person, I’m grumpy, lalo na pag hindi nakumpleto ang 8hours sleep ko. I need that for my life style. Mas active kasi ako sa gabi, isa kasi akong hooker (sssshhhh). I’m working at the downtown, ung kunwari massage parlor un pala, alam mo naman, pwede niyo akongi-contact sa number na to if you guys want a home service, I can do the naughtiest thing noone ever did to you before, but, depende parin sa bayad.

"George!!!! Get down here now, you're running late" whooopsie, that's Marie. I better go or 50 pesos na lang sasahurin ko. Marami pa naman kaming pangangailangan.