Riiiiing!
Sophie smiled nervously as the bell rang for class to begin. She waved as her classmates began to file in with greeting of "Hey Sophie" "what's up" or in Keefe's case, "FOSTER HOW YOU DOING".
Over the summer, Magnate Leto had asked Sophie if she would give a few classes on Human Culture. She'd accepted, immediatly planning a way to annoy the councillors with this. After a month of looking through the internet and pop culture records, Sophie Foster was ready to teach her classmates what a good class was like.
Sophie Foster's Lesson Plan:
-vine compilations
-social media
-downfall of Kylie Jenner, aka The Egg
-binge watch Stranger Things
Later that day...
After Human Culture, Sophie went to lunch and sat down next to Keefe. "Hey, how you doing?"
Keefe smirked. "I'm fine, I lied, I'm dying inside."
Everyone around them started laughing and Sophie buried her head in her arms, trying not to laugh. Biana looked on with a concerned expression. "What just happened?"
Dex shook his head. "You need to take that Human Culture class or you're going to be so lost."
Marella walked up to their table. "Here I got some guacamole and chips, want some?"
"It's an avocado... fanks..." Fitz laughed.
"Is it made with fresh avocado?" Dex asked, trying but failing to keep a straight face. (Y'all know how fresh avocado is pronounced here come on)
Sophie glanced at the taco in Marella's hand. "How much did you pay for that taco?" She winked.
Marella grinned. "Oh, you know your girl's got her free taco-" she got so into recreating the vine she slipped and dropped the taco.
They were distracted as some students started loudly arguing in the middle of the cafeteria.
"Screw your chicken strips!"
"How do you know what's good for me? THAT'S MY OPINION."
"Well I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag!"
"YOU SPILLED- asdfghjkl- LIPSTICK in my VALENTINO WHITE BAG!?"
The girl next to them had an annoyed look on her face as she yelled, "Can I get a waffle?"
The argument continued.
"Can I PLEASE get a waffle?"
Sophie turned around to see Magnate Leto standing at the cafeteria entrance giving her a death stare. She smiled and waved.
"Foster... high five."
That was legitness.
Hope this was okay I needed a way to vent all my vine references and laugh so here you go. I watched a bunch of vine compilations and WHAT are the titles.
Vines that cure my depression
Vines for when it's 3 am and you forget who you are
Vines to help you forget about your sad life
Are you OK
Alright bye y'all until next update!!
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Human Culture 101 With Sophie Foster
Fanfic"AH! Stop, I could've dropped my croissant!" "Road work ahead? Um, yeah, I sure HOPE it does." Magnate Leto shook his head as he walked to Room 206, Human Culture. He had to find Sophie. These students and their rope references- vine references...
