i know it's a really common thing among the fandom but i just love this guy's whole personality-
^ has no fucking idea why humans like cat videos so much. (i personally don't get this either-)
^ hates it when people call him a chip, but he doesn't get all worked up about it.
^ works at a 7-eleven just for the slushies.
^ raspberry is his favourite flavour of anything.
^ really likes spicy food for some reason and everyone thinks he's crazy because he puts hot sauce on donuts.
^ has waffle eating contests with dipper once in a blue moon.
^ has candy eating contests with mabel and he usually lets her win.
^ really likes the heathers musical and quotes shit from it and the movie all the damn time.
^ has lots of pets, most of them exotic and struggles to have time for them all.
^ he actually felt kinda bad about what he did and tries to spend time with the pines family to make up for it.
^ back to the pets,, he has:
^ a vulture named hela. (f)
^ an axolotl named rose. (f)
^ a yellow eyelash pit viper named cherry. (f)
^ a sun conure named pepper. (m)
^ a blue and gold macaw named moss. (m)
^ a dyeing dart frog named eygpt. (m)
^ a golden poison frog named oro. (m)
^ a yellow banded poison dart frog named sol. (f)
^ a strawberry poison dart frog named jam. (f)
^ has three harlequin poison frogs named poi, (f) zen, (m) ivy. (f)
^ he has three of those because he's trying to conserve the species.
^ all of the frogs are fed a regular frog diet so they have lost their toxicity.
^ he lets mabel pet and/or hold most of his pets. but only under his supervision because he doesn't want to get in trouble.
^ a white goat named milk. (m)
^ a grey-headed flying fox named orange. (m)
^ a black calico cat with golden eyes named saturn. (m)
^ he also has an ant farm because he's a nerd.
^ he named the queen, queen b.
^ yeah, i know.
^ he really likes the board game 'sorry!'.
^ he makes fun of dipper for being scared of hela and orange.
^ hosts shows to get extra cash with all of his animals.
^ stan is jealous lol.
^ loki and deadpool are his favourite marvel characters.
^ joker, harley quinn and scarecrow are his favourite dc characters.
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gravity falls headcanons
Randomheadcanons on the main and some of the supportive characters of the show i miss a lot. i might make a bill cipher x reader soon but i don't know if that's something people would want, there's so many of them after all- (will update later, working on...
