Salutations, faithful readers. In the spirit of cross-country season, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that Meerkat Publishing presents:
"Things Runners Don't Say"
I. Ugh, I hate drinking water.
II. Sports bras? Ew! So out of fashion.
III. I'm not hungry.
IV. Yeah, it's a mile and a half; can you give me a ride?
V. Who would want to go swimming in a pond at this time in the afternoon?
VI. Running the mile in gym is SO hard! We should do something easier, like volleyball drills.
VII. A marathon is, like, ten miles, right?
VIII. No one in their right mind goes shoe shopping in the sports section.
IX. No way I'm rolling down the window. The wind will totally ruin my hair.
X. I have so much free time! #boredddd
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