Hatter: Hello bitch, me again! dude, my bag looks like someone died in there, like, it smells like ink, rotting flesh and orange juice... Anywhore, I wanted to show you this convo I found on 9gag:
- WHERE ARE YOU?
- I am everywhere. I am all. I am the lord of Darkness. Master of your soul. I am the Harbringer of Chaos. I own you. I am all. I see all. I know all and also happen to be getting coffee.
- Well, when you finish, you can come to the house cause Im bored.
-The Dark Lord does not HEED the opinion of you PETTY HUMANS!!!
yeah I'll be there soon, see ya:)
Hatter: TaaaDaaaa!!! the Dark Lord Hatter has spoken! be gone you petty mortal!
Hare:* really annoyed with a poker face and bitch slapping me*
Hatter: Heeey why did you hit me???
Hare: I'm trying to slap off you stupidity. Its not working...
Hatter: -_-
Hope you like it!!!
-Hatter.
YOU ARE READING
Our Book of Idiotic Conversations
HumorHello guys, The Madhatter is in the HOUSE!!!! As you can see, this will be our first book from this account so be patient if we do or say something stupid 'cause I know where you live!!! And I can chase you down your street and stab you with a shoe...
