Heeeeeeey beautiful people!!! Mad Hatter here! sooo... I got a new convo for you! this one is from spanish class, we didn´t had anything to do. ENJOY!!!
Hare: How do you write "darkness"?
*she actually wrote it correctly but she pronounced it like "derc-nass"*
Hatter: it´s DARKESS and in spanish is OSCURIDAD .-.
Hare: sooo you write darkness without an N ?
*I started face slapping myself*
Hatter: oh fuck! it´s DARKNESS. I feel stupid.
Hare: yeah I thought so.
Hatter: shut up, you´re a mean person, you know that, right?
Hare: thanks for the compliment but I´m a horrible person WITH horrible grammar too, don´t forget to mention that.
*she starts laughing like a dying horse*
Hatter: HAHAHAHA... not funny .-.
Hare: but it´s true :3
Hatter: yeah, I know.
* 5 minutes later*
Hare: do u want tea?
Hatter: yes, indeed, it will be lovely. *speaks with a tacky british accent*
Hare: stop, I can´t speak with a british accent!
Hatter: do something else...
Hare: uh... I will speak with a... um... french accent?
Hatter: WI WI.
Hare: DO NOT COPY MY ACCENT!!! *screams like a madwoman*
Hatter: why the bloody hell would I copy your accent? * still speaking with british accent*
Hare: are you serious?! Bloody hell?! really?
Hatter: yes, elementary my dear Hare.
Hare: yeah right, Sherlock...
Hatter: exactly, Watson.
Hare: It´s Doctor Watson for you, Shelly.
Hatter: -_-
*we both start making random animal sounds while singing "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore*
*our classmates look at us like were sick and carry some disease or whatever*
Hope you like it!!! it´s a long convo :)
- Mad Hatter.
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