Roadtrip oneshots (boy x boy)

~ Mikey loses his marbles ~

RYE TALKING TO THE CAMERA:

Hi Roadies! Now I know you're not used to one of us just sitting down in front of the camera and talking to you guys but I couldn't not tell you this story about the incident that we refer to as 'The Week Mikey Cobban Lost His Marbles'. Seriously it's hilarious just, just listen trust me.

Ok where to start, ooh it's weird just talking to the camera by myself.. anyway ok yes let's start at the beginning

Rye's face disappears from the screen and is replaced by just a black background with 'DAY 1' written on it. His face then returns

Right ok so a little bit of background information quickly, so basically now that we have such a mahoosive kitchen we each get our own cupboard for food and a section of the fridge and freezer each right but basically Mikey started to notice that his food was disappearing which is weird right because we don't normally take each others food without asking but like yeah, Mikey wasn't eating it and the food he was buying was disappearing. We had a mystery on our hands ooooh I know right! It was really exciting, anyway so Mikey was getting kind of annoyed so he told us all that we had two days to own up to it and if we did he wouldn't punish us. He was acting like he was on tv or something and one of us had committed a proper crime. Oh it was hilarious

Rye starts to laugh hysterically and his face is replaced by a black screen again but this time some dramatic music is playing and the words 'TWO DAYS LATER' appear. When his face returns he has stopped laughing and is standing in the kitchen next to a pop up tent

Right so obviously no one owned up because otherwise there definitely would not be a hilarious vlog about it and then Mikey was even more angry which we didn't even think was possible and then, oh god it's too funny, he told us all he wasn't messing around anymore and he was going to camp out in the kitchen to guard his food. So you'd think that would work right? Wrong! He wakes up in the morning to find that yet again someone has managed to take the food from his cupboard and spill his milk all over the floor. Can you believe that? Waking up to find not only did the person get passed you and steal more of your food but they also spilt some of your stuff all over the floor and left it there. I still don't know how he didn't get woken up by it.

Rye then walks off camera and the next black screen says 'DAY 4'. When Rye returns to the screen he's sitting on his bed with a red face as if he's just finished laughing

So this day right Mikey decides that he's definitely had enough food stolen from him so he borrows a camera from Alex and sets it up in the kitchen, the only problem was that he told us all about it so when he went to check the footage the person had come up from behind the camera and turned it off before taking the food from his cupboard. I can't I can't every time I think about I just.. oh my god the poor guy but like he always thinks he's gonna catch the person and then he wakes up and bam, more stuffs been taken

The screen again disappears from Rye laughing however this time he has fallen out of shot onto the floor before it happens, the black screen it get's replaced with of course says 'DAY 5' in bold letters and then is replaced with Rye back in the kitchen

This time Mikey thinks he's gonna be all sneaky right so he asks Brook if he can switch food drawers with him for the night and Brook agrees so they switch their food and Mikey goes to bed thinking his food is finally safe, but when he wakes up in the morning some of his food has still been taken so naturally he assumes it was Brook because Mikey hadn't told anyone else about the swap. Little did Mikey know, Brook had told everyone because he didn't know it was meant to be a secret. Let's just say Mikey was not happy that day.. especially not with Brook. Oh my gosh this next day man, you guys are gonna laugh so hard when we get to the end trust me, jheez

Rye's face of course disappears to make way for the black screen that now says 'DAY 6' and when Rye returns to the screen he's holding a small key

By now I'm pretty sure Mikey's already lost his marbles but then he went one step further and put a lock on his cupboard, I mean come on Mike where do you think of this stuff? Anyway it's hilarious so I should probably be thanking him. Right so you would think that that would stop the food being taken, but again you guessed it, of course food was taken because when Mikey came down the next morning the lock was on the counter top. WITH A KEY IN IT!! The food thief managed to find the key, unlock the padlock and steal some food without anyone knowing?! Ninja much

The clip ends with Rye doing a flying kick towards the camera and then promptly being told off by Alex. The new black screen reads 'THE THIEF IS REVEALED'. When Rye comes back into the shot he's holding a single chocolate wrapper and he seems to be trying to hold laughter in

Mikey finally decides after almost a week that he's never going to find out who it is and he should just give up right.. This is where the best bit yet comes in, ah jheez you guys aren't ready. You know what? Follow me

The camera gets picked up by Alex, who is out of shot but you can hear him sighing exasperatedly, clearly already bored of the story he's heard multiple times before. The camera then follows Rye through the house as he continues to narrate the story

Mikey's telling all the boys that he gives up right? But when he get's into the final boys room he finds this wrapper!

Rye triumphantly holds up the wrapper as if it was he himself who had found the thief and then he continues with his final piece of story telling

Ooh, I managed to film it! Insert clip here

The final shot of Rye ends with him clutching his stomach as load laughs fill the room for the final time, his face is then replaced with Mikey's

MIKEY: Remind me why you have to film this entire thing?

RYE (OFF CAMERA): Because your defeat will make a hilarious video for the Roadies, now go on this is the last boy

We see Mikey knocking on a bedroom door and then the screen cuts out, replaced with Mikey and Jack standing in Jack's bedroom

MIKEY: I just thought I'd let you know that I'm giving up on finding the food thief and that I wa-wait.. what's that?

The screen no longer shows both boys but instead is zoomed into a chocolate wrapper on the floor

MIKEY: Jack...

JACK: Oh my god I'm so sorry, I don't even have an excuse! Why didn't I own up when you started going crazy about all your food being missing? Oh god I'm a horrible person, I'm the worst Oh God..

MIKEY: No Jack it's fine.. Look, you haven't been eating enough anyway and we all pay for the food with the same money so don't worry about it ok?

Mikey has now moved onto the bed and pulled Jack onto his lap, the camera has followed them so they are still in shot. Right before the screen goes dark for what appears to be the last time we see Mikey and Jack exchange a quick kiss

Surprisingly a new screen comes up and we see Mikey and Jack sitting on a sofa, Jack's legs on Mikey's and hands intertwined

MIKEY: Thanks for watching Roadies, feel free to like comment and subscribe down below and we'll see you next week for more! This has been 'The Week Mack Fell In Love'..

RYE (OFF CAMERA): We agreed to call it 'The Week Mikey Lost His Marbles'!

MIKEY: WE didn't agree that, YOU agreed that

JACK: Anywayyy, Peace and Love See You on the Flipside

ANDY: That's my line!

The video ends

A/N: I TRIED OUT A NEW WRITING FORMAT FOR THIS CHAPTER AND I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO TRY IT AGAIN BECAUSE I CAN'T GET MUCH DESCRIPTION INTO IT BUT FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THE CHAPTER AS A WHOLE IN THE COMMENTS

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