Token of the dead 💀
Token:" so let me get this straight.... you found Clyde with his face in a bowl of cereal, carried him to bed, he wanted you to stay and then he says he loves you."
Craig:" yeah basically *shrugs*"
Token:" awwwww when's the wedding?"
He flipped me off. I am so tired of waiting for these two idiots to get together. Like Clyde has liked craig for ages now, I think he even liked him while he was dating tweek. And it's not exactly hard to tell that Craig returns the feeling, he's obsessed with the boy! I could've sworn I saw craig break into Clydes locker a couple times and go through his stuff. I know craig isn't the lovey dovey type but I could tell he would be if he had to when it came to Clyde. It was a weird relationship but a cute one. Clyde tries so hard to get Craig's attention by doing things like teasing him or just doing something plain stupid in front of him, but he doesn't need to he's constantly got Craig's attention even when he doesn't do anything.
The only problem is Kenny. I know craig and Kenny used to be...well fuck buddies. But I don't know if they actually liked each other or were both just horny basterds. What if Kenny does like Craig. Pfft.... doubt it. Would be funny though. They hate each other, but that's also why their close friends. Weird.
Token:" come on Craig, you gotta man up... if it's any concern, I mama token give my full blessing for you to have my Clyde"
I giggled. He just growled and once again flipped me off.
Craig:" can we stop talking about this now?"
Token:" fine fine. But I still think u should man up."
Craig:" whatever Token. Anyway, since we're nearly back we should probably start counting what we have."
Token:" I'm on it, besides you need to sit and think for a bit... I feel like your confusing yourself."
I tipped out the supplies and started counting what we had. Before we knew it we were back at the house. A very tired looking tweek opened the door and instantly hugged me before taking a few bags and helping us get them inside.
Craig:" hey tweek? Where's Clyde and Kyle?"
Tweek:" I think there in the living room but maybe give them some time I think I heard crying."
Stan:" who was crying? Was it Kyle? What they crying about?"
He looked a little worried about what was just said but that's normal after all it was his super best friend.
Stan:" maybe I should go check on them?"
We all nodded in agreement.
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☠️South Park is dead ☠️
Action(South Park zombie au) WARNING ⚠️ This contains swearing, sexual references and violence. ☠️Anyway, this is my South Park zombie au fanfic. As you probably guessed it involves my favourite characters in South Park in a zombie apocalypse! Hope you e...