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Craig of the dead 💀
Where are they? They should be back by now.
Clyde:" go fish."
Token:" for the last time Clyde we're playing black jack"
Token face palms.
Clyde:" oh"
He looks slightly embarrassed. I swear he is the dumbest kid I've ever met sometimes.
I'm really worried about Kenny and butters. They should be back by now, they told us they would be back by 12... it's 2pm. Everyone else seems fine maybe I'm just overreacting, I'm sure Kenny wouldn't let anything bad happen to them. He's a total badass, he can handle it....right?
Clyde:" Craig wanna get in on this?"
Craig:" no not really"
Token:" please dude I'm honestly losing my patience with Clyde here."
Craig:" I got more important things to worry about right now. Ask tweek."
Token:" your literally just sitting there like a loser, come on unwind a bit, relax for once craig."
I sigh.
Craig:" alright."
I pick up some cards.
Clyde:" do u have any sevens"
Token smashes his head on the table in annoyance. I hold back a laugh. Clyde really is an idiot.
Token:" omg Clyde.... for the last time, we are not playing go fish we are playing black jack"
Clyde:" but I wanna play go fish"
Token:" you said five minutes ago that you hated that game!"
Clyde:" that's because you cheated"
Token:" I wasn't the one lying about the cards"
Clyde:" whatever token"
I can feel my face smile slightly but I quickly get rid of it.
Craig:" I say we play poker"
Clyde:" no way dude you always win"
Craig:" exactly"
He rolls his eyes and token takes his face of the table.
Token:" let's just play snap then, easy enough right Clyde?"
Clyde:" fffffiiiinnnneeeee"
Craig:" sure whatever, ill still kick your asses at it"

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 14, 2019 ⏰

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