Chapter #21: Is it Spicy Enough?

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^Kindles POV^
Literally I wanted to smack this kid so badly. Alllllll this time he was doing flirty things to poor Stanley.

I mean you can totally tell she is uncomfortable.

But aren't you the one that's always making her cry? Or upsetting her? Way to go big bro.

Brain be quiet.

It's true.

Ugh I know I'm sorry.

You should tell her that not yourself.

Jeez. I'm burning myself. Literally and metaphorically.

"Hot hot!" I yelled very loud.

What the flip got into my food?

"What happened? Did you get extreme hot spicy sauce in your food by accident?"

That kid. He did this. Flirty boy.

I would totally punch him if it weren't for my mouth burning as hell.

Damn I'm crying.

"Elijah! What the hell did you do?!?!" I presume his twin yelled at him. They looked identical.

It's very uncomfortable.

I started to cough a lot like a lot.

"Hey Canyon I I mean Kindle. Here I got water. Although I think you should get milk but I don't think they have milk." Stan rapidly told me while handing me a bottled water she had in her purse.

Well I have to admit she is an amazing babysitter. All prepared.

I took the water and chugged it. Unfortunately my mouth was still on fire.

"Gah!!!!!"

"Um. Amigos no se mira tan bien. Está bien rojo. Digo está guapo pero bien bien rojo."

(A/N: I almost forgot to translate this. Translation: Um friends he doesn't look so good. He's red. I mean he is handsome but really really red.)

Gah Sonic is even speaking in Spanish.

"Stanley! My mouth is burning!" I frantically screamed at her.

I was crying. I don't know if this is karma for getting her mad before but I'm suffering.

"Well you kind of deserve it. Your always causing her trouble."

"Elijah! Are you kidding me? You have to chill. How much did you put in his food?" Stanley sternly asked him.

Damn when she gets mad she gets mad. It's scary.

"Sorry Stanley I thought it wouldn't affect him this bad. I thought it would be a nice prank."

"Well he is red like a tomato! You think this is a nice prank?"

Actually I would think it is funny but I'm the one suffering! And he did this prank so it's also blargh. Anyone else I'd suffer and laugh but it was flirty boy so uh no.

"Uh estoy nervioso. Se puede morir?"
(Translation: Uh I'm nervous. Can he die?)

I'm assuming he is very scared cause he's just speaking in spanish.

"Uh waiter! Do you have milk?!?!?" Someone yelled. I'm pretty sure it was the girl twin.

"Uh no but we have a door. We are kicking all of you out. You guys have been disrupting other customers so we are kicking all of you out now."

"Are you kidding me!?!? He is red and looks like he's going to die yet you want to kick us out!"
Stanley looked so in disbelief.

"Uh yeah. I'll get fired if y'all don't leave."

"Look mister. You will bring me that milk. Or I will write a horrible review. For your information my dad is from the L.A. Times news and could put this restaurant into ruins. Now I suggest you either bring the milk some how or bring your damn manager so I can tell him to fire you."

Holy damn Stanley is more spicy than this sauce I consumed.

"Uh okay."

The guy took only a minute to bring me a glass of milk. Wow he listened to her.

He didn't even come back. He let us be.
My mouth felt better after the milk. Thankfully.

"Psst. Stan. Was your dad a writer at L.A. Times?" I questioned her.

"No, but my uncle is. I don't really talk to him and he is just a small writer that writes some stories. He isn't really a big shot guy there."

"Did you just lie then?"

"Did you want the milk or not?"

"Well yeah but."

"No buts. I got the milk we get to eat. It's fine."

Damn Stanley is a savage.








A/N: So this is a little bonus for y'all. I wasn't going to put this chapter but I thought it was cute how everyone was panicking. Anyway that's enough for today. Bye!
Oh by the way what I was talking about in the passed chapter was that in Miraculous Ladybug Adrien is always friend zoning Marinette. It's just really funny. You guys should watch the show! And for those who already watch it...
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