Me: Hello guys we're back with a bang.
Another dare book, another group of characters and another whole new kinds of fun.
Neptune: Nice intro...but I think I'll be able to pull that off even better.
Me: Hey what are you doing here Neptune?! You are...
Neptune: *looks at title* Hm..catchy title...can you remind me what I'm doing again?
Me: well my friend Sam dared you to wear a bunny outfit and seduce Ainz..
Neptune: oh
Me: ahem..in HDD
Neptune: wha!
Me: *gives her bunny ears and a dress attached to it* well start changin'
Neptune: *takes it*.......
A few moments later........
Lord Ainz: Alright Demiurge you may leave. I'd like to be alone so I can think about ways to financially strengthen Nazarick.
Demiurge:*bows* As you wish my lord...*leaves*
Lord Ainz: ah...alone at last.....
Neptune: Oh lord Ainz 🎶
Lord Ainz: Huh..wha! Neptune?....... Why are you here?...and why are you wearing that?!.............
Neptune: Sorry it's a dare.....* goes HDD and becomes purple heart*
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Lord Ainz:*jaw opens wide in shock* .uuuhhh... *green light engulfs and refreshes him*............
Purple heart: sooo......how would you react if I kiss you?
Lord Ainz: huh?..w-well..........
Purple heart* gets closer to him*
Lord Ainz: * goes back* Ok don't get any closer......
Purple heart: What's the matter..scared to get smooched by a goddess?...
Lord Ainz: No...it's just.....ok that's close enough...go back! As the Supreme ruler of Nazarick and sorcerer king of re-estize Kingdom I order to go back!....stop!.....aah!
Albedo: *opens door* Is something wrong my lord?!
Albedo sees Purple heart close to Ainz and in a way that looks like she was about to kiss him.
Albedo: Grr!!......Get your filthy wretched self away from my lord Ainz!.......an act like this...* Axe appears* must not go unpunished...... and your punishment is instant death!
Purple heart: uh oh....
Albedo: *Flies and chases her*
Purple heart: yikes* runs away*
Albedo: Get back here you purple bitch!!
Purple heart: You're gonna have to catch me first* goes the other way*
Albedo:* chases her*
Lord Ainz:😓......
*CRASH!!.....BOOOOM!!......BOOM!!
Lord Ainz: woah!!
Me* comes and sees Albedo chasing Purple heart* Yikes!* ducks as a table flies towards my direction* Geez what's going on here?!
Lord Ainz: I think this is what you call a chic fight...or?..aaah!"Magic shield!" *green shield covers him as a large speaker flies to hit him but hits shield*
Albedo:My extreme apologies lord Ainz!
Lord Ainz: 😓
Me: well it appears the dare is complete.Bye guys and see you next time.*waves*
*GLASS BREAKS AND PLATES CRACK*
Albedo: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SEDUCE LORD AINZ..THAT'S MY JOB!!
Purple heart:*running* It was a dare! Gosh you're just like Blanc when she's mad
Lord Ainz: uuuh......
Me: Don't worry
Lord Ainz:Why shouldn't I?If Albedo gets her she'll rip her limb from limb...Literally
Me:o-ok...hopefully we'll fix this. Wait I almost forgot...
Lord Ainz: What?
Me: Sam also said what's your most embarrassing secret.....
Lord Ainz: How dare he ask me such questions from an overlord like me?!
Me: Forgive him but please tell us..
Lord Ainz: I don't want to say it...
Me: Just say it!
Lord Ainz:😩......riding a giant hamster.
Me:*about to laugh*
Lord Ainz: I swear you'll die this instant if you laugh...
Me:*runs away*
Lord Ainz: Get back here* runs after me*
Neptune* faces screen* that's all for today everyone bye!* runs from Albedo*
