Me: Hello guys we're back with a bang.
Another dare book, another group of characters and another whole new kinds of fun.
Neptune: Nice intro...but I think I'll be able to pull that off even better.
Me: Hey what are you doing here Neptune?! You are...
Neptune:*reads the form* uhh author,it wasn't specified on which lawns to mow.
Me: I know that's why we're mowing there or you want me to choose a different place?
Noire: *crosses arms*I suggest we mow a different place.
Blanc: well I agree
Vert: me too
Krillin: Yeah
Me: a-alright...if you say so...
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Noire: ok when I meant another place I didn't mean this!!
Neptune: Yeah it's like we've been dared to mow to the end of the world.
Me: Hey you're mowing so this should be easy.
Goku: What are we mowing with?
Noire: A lawn mower duh!!
Me: Not just any lawn mower, with this
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Neptune: What?!!
Noire: What kind of torture is this?!
Goku: seems easy to me mowing with this.
Noire: of course I'd be easy for you Mr.muscles!
Goku: But this doesn't require muscles.
Me: Alright quit complaining and get this over with.
Everyone takes each of their own hand lawn mower and push it in order to mow the field which was tiring for some characters.
Goku: Hey Vegeta, let's have a contest. The one to mow the most acres of grassland is the winner..
Vegeta: hmph! You're on!
The two saiyans ran like crazy as they mowed the lawn with the push mower at high speed mowing the grassland at a neat pace.
Noire: hmph! Those two like to make a contest out of everything. And all for the same dumb reason.
Neptune: Excuse meeee!!
Noire:*quickly moves out of the way* ah! Neptune are you crazy?! You nearly ran me over with that!
Neptune: Sorry! Tryin' to have some fun!
Noire: How the hell can you find fun in this?
Neptune: You can find fun in a lot of things. Just quit being a loner and you'd understand.
Noire: How many times must I tell you? I'm not a loner.
Blanc:If you know you're not then don't react. Seesh you've been saying this stuff like four different times in this book. You're boring some of the readers with this.
Noire: Hey since when did you started breaking the fourth wall?
Blanc: ehh..it's not really a big deal. It's something you'll find probably only in this book.
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Ainz: Y'know this isn't tiring at all. But it's not interesting either.
Cocytus comes with four push mowers in each hand and mowed the grass nicely.
Aura and Mare also come with their mowers and mow along with Shalltear,Albedo and Demiurge. Behind them are a large number of skeletons holding push mowers while mowing.
Hours later ........
Neptune*lying on the ground* Phew! I'm beat....
Noire: uhh...my feet are killing me..
Nepgear/Uni/ Ram/Rom/Vert: *lying on the ground*
Blanc:*throws the push mower away* ugh! I've had it with this dumb dare!
Goku:*comes* Ok that 45,000,000 acres of grassland
Vegeta:*comes* That's cute.
Goku looks at Vegeta's side and sees he's mowed like more than HALF of the entire land!!!.
Goku:What?!
Vegeta: ha take that!
Goku: darn! I'll get you next time.
Me: seems you're done. Ok guys that's all. See you in the next dare.
