The Death Guardian: Satan's strike

Chapter 10: My first L

It's been at least ten days since the last attack as I yawn bored as hell "Man it's so damn boring. Where's some action at?" Jane giggled and I blush remembering the night we made out. "What's so funny?" I asked her, and she replied with another giggle and said "You're bored because there's no action yet relived when danger is gone. Humans are so silly even when their dead."

She was right. I love the thrill of action, and relived when danger passes. I guess humans are like that. Oh well that's the way I like to live, even though I'm dead.

Moments later I hear a loud crash and move to investigate. I couldn't believe what I found a demon with a drill for a hand trying to open the portal his energy was surprisingly low so I chose to play around with him. "Yo tall, dark, and fugly!" I shouted and the demon looked back and roared at me "Come get me loser!" I laugh as it charged me, looking like the Mr. B from Bioshock with the huge cage face and drill arm. I manage to front flip over him to doge laughing as he fell on his face shattering the armor shielding his body. I look inside seeing it was truly a horrifying monstrosity inside "I'll take back the fugly part. You're fucking hideous." and it was at that moment shit went sideways. What this thing lacks in power it started to make up for with speed. Just imagine it's a Windego (the cannibals turned monster), jumps out and starts scratching you with nails that are like dull knives that feel like their made of plastic and get sharper as your hit. The first few hits tickled but the speed was too much to handle I thought I would've been cut to ribbons if Jane hadn't have been there.

She cut the beast in half sending it to the underworld for now. "Tetsuia!" She ran to my side immediately "Are you okay?" I nod and realize I can never let my guard down even for a second. Because the next time I lose, could mean the end of everything.